All out nuclear war is taking place. The bomb shelter doesnt have enough room for everybody. Why should you get a spot inside?

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because I'm a little large (not obese, but by no means skinny) and you can eat me if I die/ or you run out of food.

If that doesn't work, then the serious answer would be:
I'm an engineer, so I can help rebuild the world.

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Because it's my bomb shelter.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

damm u biotch...i bought it...Argos £49.99!

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Oh and also because im studying for my degree in "Animal biology and behaviour". It wont just be the humans that die. Animals will too. So i need to make sure the fcuk the right way to re-populate earth

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Originally posted by Jackson damm u biotch...i bought it...Argos £49.99!

Maybe you got the same one as me...

Fisher Price "My First Bomb Shelter"

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

I'd rather die if its to end up living with people who need to be explained why I should be able to stay alive.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

^^^

i guess my reason for being included would be a simpler one and more important reason then the rest of you...

you need beautiful people to populate the world

its ok, i have one of these:

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Originally posted by Fundamental Maybe you got the same one as me... Fisher Price "My First Bomb Shelter"

LMAO thats great

cause i called shotgun first


"SHOTGUN!"

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Originally posted by Floorfiller you need beautiful people to populate the world

that's why they wrap me in pillows and secure me the #1 spot in that shelter.

>JM<