i've never had a "successful" wet dream....i have these erotic dreams and then right before i'm ready, i wake up with a ginormous.....every time. and i'm like wtf....i got ripped off...i'm being teased...

am i normal?

Sounds about right. I normally wake up ready to bust some ass.

But that's just me...


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are you saying you'd rather cum all over yourself?

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Originally posted by DJ Lucas am i normal?

No.

Never had a wet dream nor an erotic dream thats made me wake up near th point of no return.

Im a morning wood champ though....

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Originally posted by keithos27 are you saying you'd rather cum all over yourself?

Who me? No, I'm ready to shove old the woodpecker into a hole, like maybe yours...

Lol!
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omg what??

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Originally posted by Laushinameee omg what??

Hes refering to erotic dreams that are so lifelike in their projection that they cause the person having the dream to orgasm.

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Originally posted by tribu Hes refering to erotic dreams that are so lifelike in their projection that they cause the person having the dream to orgasm.

yeh i know what he means - its just funny that men discuss these sorts of things publicly

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Originally posted by Laushinameee yeh i know what he means - its just funny that men discuss these sorts of things publicly

Normal men do not.

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just stay asleep and all will be good.


It like going to the happy endings masage parlor.

I hate teh morning wood. I wakr up, and i like to go get something to drink to wake me up a bit, but i cant cuz i have to wait for my wood to go down...pisses me off










....im glad i get woods tho

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