So anyway, I'm sittin here kinda fucked out my head and was just thinking about some hot chicks I know, and thought to myself, do women test us?, do they set us up in little situations to see what our reaction would be to, and thats how they see if your dateble to them?.

I swear I'm always getting fucking tested.

EDIT: What the fuck did I just write?...LMAO

Of course they do! They're women!

dude they do it to us as much as we do it to them

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Originally posted by -=M=- dude they do it to us as much as we do it to them

Yep.

Test 1: Is she hot?
Test 2: Is she not a complete dumbass?
Test 3: Is she crazy?

If I get yes, no, and no, then I'm good to go.

my girlfriend never tested me for HIV

they're testing you right now as you're thinking of this. you poor soul, women have gotten through to you, and seems like you're in their control!

>JM<

We don't really "test" you boys, we just observe you in situations. If you handle it like we would approve for you to handle it, then it gains point for you. If you handle it like a dumbass, then minus points for you, and so on. Finally after a while, you reach a certain amount of points in one direction or the other, and if you've been doing good, we will date you, if you sucked, then we wont.

Now this point system continues on for the rest of the relationship, but this time, there is a more severe point system because we expect more of you now that you are with us, however the range of points in which you can safely reach is heightened to give you dumb boys a chance in hell to survive.

Now of course women don't calculate the points, we just know. If a man reaches a certain number of points, they become kissable, then fuckable, and one day possible marriage material, or it could go in the opposite direction.

LOL!! Good luck

so
+ 1 = kissable
+ 2 = fuckable
+ 3 = marriage


but those points have no meaning?

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Originally posted by Theresa We don't really "test" you boys, we just observe you in situations. If you handle it like we would approve for you to handle it, then it gains point for you. If you handle it like a dumbass, then minus points for you, and so on. Finally after a while, you reach a certain amount of points in one direction or the other, and if you've been doing good, we will date you, if you sucked, then we wont. Now this point system continues on for the rest of the relationship, but this time, there is a more severe point system because we expect more of you now that you are with us, however the range of points in which you can safely reach is heightened to give you dumb boys a chance in hell to survive. Now of course women don't calculate the points, we just know. If a man reaches a certain number of points, they become kissable, then fuckable, and one day possible marriage material, or it could go in the opposite direction. LOL!! Good luck

When do I get my report card?

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

funny thing is that most guys with a scrap of intellect will do the exact same thing - make sure a chick isnt completely clueless when faced with certain situations, they win marks, they lose marks

EDIT: if they hot then they still wont lose hittable marks

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Originally posted by Mebot so + 1 = kissable + 2 = fuckable + 3 = marriage but those points have no meaning?

That isn't how the points work... I guess my theory is beyond you, and I really don't feel like explaining, so umm kthxbye

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Originally posted by -=M=- funny thing is that most guys with a scrap of intellect will do the exact same thing - make sure a chick isnt completely clueless when faced with certain situations, they win marks, they lose marks EDIT: if they hot then they still wont lose hittable marks

YOU GET IT!!