"It's Not You, It's Me"


*sighs* the classics will never die

mutual decision...

It juste wasnt working anymore

I must agree thats pretty rare

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you-you're getting really annoying. aaaaaand your breath stinks like ass. oh yeah, and... *sigh* you, really aren't attractive anymore...



usually i just say "i think we should take a break" and then i just extend that break... indefinately

Ohhhh I don't know why I'm admitting this.

The last girl I dated seriously before my current relationship had a huge problem with some of my choices in friends and partying activities (particularly coke). I told her that I'd quit for good and that I wouldn't ever do it again, and she subsequently told me that if she found out that I did that she would break up with me. Well, lo and behold, I kept doing it but I never told her about it and she never found out. Then one day when I could tell our relationship really wasn't progressing to where it should be and it was pretty much stale I decided to tell her I'd done it a couple nights before to see what she'd say and if she'd break up with me.

She did.


I'm a dick.

Welcome to dumpsville, population you...



Worked for me.

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I told her I was going out for a pack of cigarettes and then drove 3000 miles to my previous home.

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Originally posted by DiMethGuy I told her I was going out for a pack of cigarettes and then drove 3000 miles to my previous home.

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Originally posted by UWM Ohhhh I don't know why I'm admitting this. The last girl I dated seriously before my current relationship had a huge problem with some of my choices in friends and partying activities (particularly coke). I told her that I'd quit for good and that I wouldn't ever do it again, and she subsequently told me that if she found out that I did that she would break up with me. Well, lo and behold, I kept doing it but I never told her about it and she never found out. Then one day when I could tell our relationship really wasn't progressing to where it should be and it was pretty much stale I decided to tell her I'd done it a couple nights before to see what she'd say and if she'd break up with me. She did. I'm a dick.

That's hilarious. Sounds like something I would do, if I did coke. But if a girl said the same for E or something, I would use that out. Makes you blame free. I usually figure out the best way to break it to them easy, or I just avoid them for a while. I know that is terrible, but it usually works.

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I told her that i couldnt do it anymore

its easy, liek this


"yeah, about that.....cant do it"


and kinda wait for her jaw to drop

and then walk off....

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Tell her your gay

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Originally posted by UWM I'm a dick.

I might agree with that.

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