This story was told to us when this guy was drunk....i mean piss drunk ...we make fun of him about this everyday!!
Ok my friend was going to pick up his little sister at school. but as he was waiting for her he needed to use the bathroom. He ran into the elementary school and found the nearest bathroom. Close call? No. He shit in his pants He than left his shitty underwear in bathroom I kid you not !! He said he took them off and kicked them in the corner !!! Whats even funnier is that this kid left them in the K-4th grade bathroom!!!
I could only imagine the faces of those poor kids when they saw those shitty underwear
Just about any story that contains a poo poo accident has GOT to be funny.
Oct-07-2004 18:34
Mebot
Maverick
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Seattle
well its kind of funny, but not really to me because I have a friend who has Crohns disease.
For those that don't know what Crohn's disease is, it just severely irritates your bowels so when you gotta go , YOU GOTTA GO! no ifs ands or butts about it.
I heard this story (might have been here on TA i forget) where this young girl was in OLd Navy ( a clothing store) and she had to go, but the manager and employees would not let her use the private restroom.
She ended up soiling herself in public and she sued Old Navy because of it.
Poo jokes are funny, but you have to realize that sometimes its not funny for people who actually live that nightmare.
Poo jokes are funny, but you have to realize that sometimes its not funny for people who actually live that nightmare.
I have ulcerative colitis, which is very much like chrons... so I CAN laugh about it. hehe.
Oct-07-2004 20:02
Mebot
Maverick
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Seattle
quote:
Originally posted by Jiffy
I have ulcerative colitis, which is very much like chrons... so I CAN laugh about it. hehe.
Well thats cool that you can laugh about it. You know the type of society we live in where one person can take it the wrong way and it ends up in a big bruhaha.
Originally posted by Mebot
Well thats cool that you can laugh about it. You know the type of society we live in where one person can take it the wrong way and it ends up in a big bruhaha.
It's true. Really. People take EVERYTHING so seriously. Even the little thigns.
People just need to lighten up.
POOP IS FUNNY!
Oct-07-2004 20:08
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
funny story, dave!
I'll bet they weren't really all that surprised finding shitty undies in a 4th graders-bathroom - probably happens all the time!
I used to work at a Taco Bell/KFC and was cleaning the women's bathroom once...
nuff said? nah lol
I guess the toilet 3 feet away just wasn't good enough, so somebody decided to take a nice dump in the small wastebasket right next to the sink. I fucking hate working fast food.
But I personally believe that each young person should serve at least 2 years in:
A) the armed forces
B) fast food/retail job
You gain insight into humanity and how messed up people are.
The stories I've got...
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He than left his shitty underwear in bathroom 
