http://snl.jt.org/ep.php?i=9910230

thats the closest I got. all it mentions is that he said goddamn|

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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99cmono.phtml

Norm MacDonald: When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows! Alright, folks, we've got a great show for you tonight! Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggie Dogg and Eminem are here. We'll be right back!

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Originally posted by josh4 they fired Norm McDonald?! are they insane! im surprised i never heard of this i figure it would have been big news back then but then again his movies suck and unless he has some major break-through soon his carrer has gone down hill

you seen 'A Minute With Stan Hooper' or whatever his fucking name is?
i think youre a little late in your prediction.

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Originally posted by DJFreaq wtf Ygrene is energy backwards

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http://myspace.com/sergiojimenez

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Originally posted by fitom tiel you seen 'A Minute With Stan Hooper' or whatever his fucking name is? i think youre a little late in your prediction.

...which was canceled in December of 2003 after being on the air for oh, about two months.

I thought Dirty Work was funny. And that SNL speech is funny simply to read, even funnier when Norm said it.

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Last edited by Radagast on Oct-08-2004 at 05:18

got it cheers guys