Every time a female masturbates, god creates a puppy. Please think of the puppies.

everytime you kill an ant, jesus masturbates

that a whole lot of kitten killing and future ant smashing action to be had


and ladies please think of the puppies do your duty too

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"Her lips were red, her looks were free,
Her locks were yellow as gold :
Her skin was as white as leprosy,
The Night-mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she,
Who thicks man's blood with cold."

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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Originally posted by Lumps Every time a female masturbates, god creates a puppy. Please think of the puppies.

I want to help these hot women in there quest for more puppies.

welcome to 5 years ago

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