http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/3712764.stm


I really cant do this any justice by writing about it. Have a look at the BBC news website and see the ridiculous photos and captions.

Whatever next...

Mind my North American naivety... but what's Conkers?

Never mind... I found this:
http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sc...ms/conkers.html

hehe i was also wondering wtf was a conker

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IM BUZZ LIGHT GEAR COMMANDOR OF THE CONKER SPACE DOME !!

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" You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert."

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Originally posted by Rostros IM BUZZ LIGHT GEAR COMMANDOR OF THE CONKER SPACE DOME !!

ROFL lol lol lol lol lol i laughed like 5 mins straight at that....wonder if they realise just how stupis they look with big ass goggles on while playing conkers ahahaha

what a fucking imbecile... you know if you stop and think about it ANY part of the body could be damaged in almost every daily activity we do... So if we were to follow his logic we'd had to wear a full body combat armor all the time

People like this are just the fucking proof that mankind is doomed..

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Conkers is one of these games kids in the UK have been playin since forever, just like girls have plaed hopscotch or skipping for ages (dunno if they still play these 2day)

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Originally posted by Matty V Conkers is one of these games kids in the UK have been playin since forever, just like girls have plaed hopscotch or skipping for ages (dunno if they still play these 2day)

kids use to play conkers now they just drink booze and get pregnant

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" You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert."