How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.



4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,



The Dog

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the cat would to smart and escape, and dogs just drink out of the toilet anyway. when they do, smash the lid down o ntheir heads.

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Originally posted by dj_mdma How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way Instructions on how to clean your toilet

Nice one


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sorry reverting to the cute pic defence of cats

How could anyone even contemplate putting a cat down a toilet? That's so cruel! Here's a cute cat pictar. Now you filthy dog lovers find a pictar of some cute dogs. Not puppies, that's cheating. Small versions of things are always cuter, except penises. They're always ugly.

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Originally posted by Misty Kitty come on you cannot resist this sorry reverting to the cute pic defence of cats

Damn those are some cute kittens! Still dogs all the way!

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Dogs are blatantly better, cats are for posh people who are afraid to muck in and only turn up for food, dogs offer loving companionship and also are a good way of attracting people to talk to you when you're out with them

Both are equally good...

I've previously had three dogs, and atm I've cat (and three kittens).

Cats pretend to act like they don't care about you, unless they're hungry...