"This thing would have made a more formidable debate opponent."

"Should have married this instead. At least it's not a gin hound."

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Originally posted by Spacey Orange trancerx funny, but try a caption

Okay.

How about,

"like my opponent, this one also comes from a family of fruits"

"i like pumpkins"

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec

lol or how about :


"let me introduce you to Teresa"

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Originally posted by Spacey Orange ".. .and this, my fellow americans, is what president bush had under his jacket."

LOL! Maybe so

"My impression of dick cheney after his next heart attack"



or



"He's voting for bush as well"




or (for the repubs)



"during my administration, this pumpkin will be walking alongside me"

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec

"i have finally found a pumpkin similar in size AND shape to my own head"

"This is a big pumpkin. Well actually, it's not that big. I mean, I really think we have to be very careful when employing terms like "big" to describe pumpkins. Don't get me wrong: there is an certain element of bigness to it - no-one can deny that. Relative to any perceived smallness, I would say - with cautious optimism - that it does encapsulate a cetain degree of what has, in the past, been described as "big". What this example shows, I think, is that when assessing the size of garden vegetables, there is no simple answer. We have to be prepared to make nuanced judgements about "bigness" before rushing in and attaching labels capriciously. But let me just say this: President Bush wants you to think that this is a big pumpkin. My stance on the issue, however, has been clear and it has been consistent: this is not a big pumpkin."

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