What am I gonna do people ... I have a new woman who's the love of my life - blond, beautiful, great sex, lovely girl and FUCKING SHITE taste in music!

How am I gonna spend the rest of my life with someone who only listens to Kylie Minogue, the Backstreet Boys and Ronan Keating? Do you know how goddam difficult it is to keep it up when Robbie Williams comes on the stereo every time you're on the gravy stroke? If there was any justice in the world I would be allowed to just kidnap her, feed her enough E to make Maggie Thatcher gurn, duck tape her to a chair and make her listen to 14 hours of Mauro Picotto, as payment for her crimes against music.

Seriously, I know it's gonna take time to bring her to reason ... what I need is recommendations from you guys for some stealth trance, that isn't gonna scare her shitless, that she might start off just nodding her head in time to when I play it in the motor ... then after a while I could maybe get her into some decent stuff. What do y'all think?

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Originally posted by Kia Kaha blond, beautiful, great sex...

Forget Trance...it's only music

Seriously though, I reckon you should go for the mind control trick. Start to play Trance only when you have sex, and make sure you go down on her for at least an hour. That way she'll begin to accociate Trance with pleasure and Bob's your Uncle, she love's the stuff.

(I've yet to test this theory because I havn't had sex since I came up with it).

I think that "Deletium - Silence".. will be good for that.. also "Delerium - Innocente" and "Markus Shultz - You won't see me cry"... girly stuff.

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Sounds like u're going to have to start her out on some Eurodance (Alice Deejay) and progress towards trance (Gouryella- Gouryella), I found this tactic works sometimes

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ya start with dance...or atb, thats what made me like trance.

Totally agree with the other posts!

Start with "soft" dance and trance (preferably with vocals. This will make it not so obvious... ). Use "normal" situations like when in the car. Everyone on this board has listened to other music before getiing addicted to trance, so nothing to worry about . She`ll get into it as long as you don`t annoy her with it. One day she`ll hear a song and say:" Can we listen to that one again?".

If you really want to spend your life with her you have a lot of time to convince her.

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Vocal trance -> Trance, or maybe ordinary songs like madonna, with trance remixes

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Do you know how goddam difficult it is to keep it up when Robbie Williams comes on the stereo every time you're on the gravy stroke?

LOL

Crusader

NOOOOOOO, DON'T start with that Alice DJ stuff. If she hears that, then she probably won't listen to any dance related music anymore!!!!
Start of with Northern Exposures, from Sasha & John Digweed, then go to Global Underground (Paul Oakenfold). If she's madly in love with you, she'll listen to it and she'll try to understand what you like about it. That's what people do when they're in love... they like everything you say, or do. So get her to listen to it right from the start, because after a while people in love don't just dig everything you do anymore...

delirium - silence is a good one also. or james holden - horizons. or der dritte raum - hale bopp.

good luck!

I'm telling you.. "you won't see me cry" will be super good for that!!!
it's the best "chick tune" IMO.. once she'll hear that give her some "innocente", then "silence".. then some harder but not too hard stuff such as "Delerium - flowers becomes screens" and "horizons".. and then she'll be ready for some bangin' tunes!
You can also use "Faithless - tarantula" or any other Faithless track (not "muhamad ali"!!!).

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How am I gonna spend the rest of my life with someone who only listens to Kylie Minogue

If she likes Kylie Minogue why don't you play her some trance remixes of Kylie Minogue tracks?

There are:

Kylie Minogue "On A Night Like This" (Rob Searle Mix)
Kylie Minogue "Did It Again" (Trouser Enthusiasts Mix)
Kylie Minogue "Some Kind Of Bliss" (Quivver Mix)
Kylie Minogue "Breathe" (Nalin & Kane Remix)

That might work!

Get a new girl!

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Originally posted by Viceroy Get a new girl!

LOL!!!

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