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| quote: | Originally posted by töbias
I'm a real sledger, I insult their appearance, background, family, I especially love paying out on the their wife or girlfriend if they come to a game, and I'm an expert at breaking ankles and noses during a game without being caught. |
I never sledged much, I usually kept my mouth shut and let actions do the talking.....
The one time I did sledge though, (and I'm straight, I should say that right now, I definitely like chicks) I was matched up on a guy that had the heavily gelled hair, I just said while I was appplying body-on-body pressure (coach's orders, I usually play a metre off to try to suck them into passing to my player), "Mate, I like your hair". Cue a look of horror on the guys face, he wouldn't let me get near him, every time he got the ball and I was bearing down on him he panicked and and gave the ball up easy.
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