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Girls always use the dumbest pick up lines, like "have you got a light", "do I know you from somewhere?", "nice shirt", "your tag is sticking out"; but funnily enough they still seem to work.
Tips for girls picking up:
1. The more revealing your clothes, the more you will pick up. Show a little flesh, and don't wear dress pants.
2. Sit at the bar.
3. Go out with the least number of girls possible. Men can get intimidated by a group of women. And make sure that your female friends are not way better looking than you, or terribly ugly either.
4. Be nice to all guys, even the ugly ones. If a guy sees you burn some luckless chap he will be reluctant to put himself in the same situation.
5. Smile and be happy.
6. Get eye contact with attractive boys you would like to talk to.
7. Once talking to a guy you like, get him out of there as soon as possible, so you can actually have a decent chat and assess whether he will consider leaving with you, so you are not wasting your time on some softie.
8. Remember that many guys are shy, even the cute ones. So they may need some prompting, like "so when are you going to kiss me", "what are you going to do when you take me for dinner next week?", "we are going to have sex when we get home later".
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"The first stage of the great adventure has concluded happily, and here I am installed in Mexico, although I have no idea about the future" Che Guevara
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