Man Tries To Convert Lion To Christianity. Sadly, Lion is an Atheist and Bites Man

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occrider
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Man Tries To Convert Lion To Christianity. Sadly, Lion is an Atheist and Bites Man

Too much politics ..

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'Come Bite Me!' Right...

Wed Nov 3, 8:16 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters

TAIPEI (Reuters) - A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.

"Jesus will save you!" the 46-year-old man shouted at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm..._taiwan_lion_dc

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Nov-03-2004 19:29 United States

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torontotrance
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even as a Christian, I find this extremely funny.

Nov-03-2004 19:32 Canada

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sensorium
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Finally something different.

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Nov-03-2004 19:34 United States

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UWM
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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here

"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg

Nov-03-2004 19:36

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Renegade
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Location: Prague, Czech Republic

Lions eating Christians, that's a novelty...

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Nov-03-2004 19:37 Australia

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torontotrance
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Originally posted by Renegade
Lions eating Christians, that's a novelty...

nothing new, I think of Daniel

seriously tho, it does not completely say that he ended up in a mental hospital.

Nov-03-2004 19:41 Canada

Lira
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
"Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg

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Nov-03-2004 19:43 Brazil

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kaffeemeister
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Registered: Jun 2004
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Makes you wonder, how the hell he was able to get through security :s... Don't make me start jokes with Taiwan in them ...

//Allowed to make jokes about the ROC becoz i have their national citizenship even though it's consider invalid in 90% of the countries in the world

Nov-03-2004 19:44 Australia

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DrUg_Tit0
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Zagreb, Croatia

quote:
Originally posted by Renegade
Lions eating Christians, that's a novelty...

Yeah, it seems like christians have some sort of a lion fetish...

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Nov-03-2004 19:54 Croatia