what r your favorite jokes to use on girls?

i'm just asking coz some of them r so sensetive to jokes and they get really offended...

Just use a racist joke. THat or one where they're the butt of the joke.

These are the 2 jokes i use to guage a woman's sense of humour

q- what is the difference between michael jackson and acne?

a- acne only comes on your face when you are about 16.

q- what did the fly fall off the toilet seat?

a- because it got pissed off.

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Originally posted by razmataz These are the 2 jokes i use to guage a woman's sense of humour q- what is the difference between michael jackson and acne? a- acne only comes on your face when you are about 16. q- what did the fly fall off the toilet seat? a- because it got pissed off.

ye... i guess it could work

cheese joke always work !

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Whats 18 inches long, black and makes a woman scream???






Stillbirth.

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The cheeseier the better

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?
Because it was rated ARRRRR.

Then when she laughs go psycho and start beating her while yelling "STOP LAUGHING AT ME"

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Originally posted by Cal The cheeseier the better Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because it was rated ARRRRR. Then when she laughs go psycho and start beating her while yelling "STOP LAUGHING AT ME"

i didn't find that funny at all - if someone started to beat me - I would beat the shite shizzle back outta them!

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Originally posted by THE_Chris Whats 18 inches long, black and makes a woman scream??? Stillbirth.

FREAKIN GROSS!~

as a girl i can only suggest to you that that joke sucks!

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never let a girl tell a joke more funny than one you just told