Jiffy is bored, so let's entertain her thread.

TELL ME FUNNY STORIES ABOUT TIMES YOU'VE BEEN ARRESTED:

I banged a sheep once.

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ya i get arrested each day, it's my hobby.

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Originally posted by Octanesyco Greetings. My name is Casey. You can call me Moose. -Moose

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Originally posted by Jiffy Jiffy is bored, so let's entertain her thread. TELL ME FUNNY STORIES ABOUT TIMES YOU'VE BEEN ARRESTED:

I'll start:

1st time I was ever arrested:

I'm really bad about paying tickets when I get them. I never really thought too much about it. I knew they went to warrant, and bla bla bla, but whatever. I never really thought about getting arrested for it.

So, it's Christmastime and my roommate and I were going to the place where she was having her company christmas party. Our boyfriends (who both worked there) were going to meet us there. Well, they had gotten there before us, and parked all jacked up- since my trunk was loaded with gifts and stuff... I parked halfway in a handicap space.

We unloaded everything and started partying. I forgot to move my car.

I looked so cute that night, cute lil black pants, strappy heels, little shirt... bla bla bla. UH OH. We were out back smokin a lil herb, and I was kinda intoxicated... knock on the door.

Is there a "Miss Jiffy " here? UGH.

The cop ran my plates and saw I had warrants. WAIT, but where's my boyfriend? I need him to come bail me out!!!!!

The cop is really cool with the whole situation but has to take me to jail. I was high, and drunk, and was laughing at the getting arrested part of the party.

He took me to jail, and the guys that booked me were confused as to why I was laughing. Ma'am, are you drunk? ME, "Well, yes I am". Um. You're telling me you're drunk? ME, "Yes, I'm drunk. I was at a party. I was inside, not outside, and I had no intentions of driving home". Oh, ok.

Took my shoes, so now I'm barefoot with a little shirt on. They gave me a blanket and took me to a cell. But the funny part was... they kept checking on me to make sure I wasn't going to get sick or whatever. (hell, I wasn't THAT fucked up)

My boyfriend finally shows up to bail me out. Where had he been? MOTHER****** HAD GONE TO THE TITTY BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I got out, adn we went back to the party. To help clean up.

I was arrested for smoking weed when I was 17... the second time I ever smoked weed. Blazing a doob in the park near a houseparty, just got unlucky I guess.

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i cant get arrested, its a curse

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