A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following
> items:
>
> 1 Bar of Soap
> 1 Toothbrush
> >> > > > > >> >1 Tube of toothpaste
> >> > > > > >> >1 loaf of bread
> >> > > > > >> >1 pint of milk
> >> > > > > >> >1 apple
> >> > > > > >> >1 banana
> >> > > > > >> >1 orange
> >> > > > > >> >1 plum
> >> > > > > >> >1 grapefruit
> >> > > > > >> >1 tomato
> >> > > > > >> >1 lettuce
> >> > > > > >> >1 cabbage
> >> > > > > >> >1 baking potato
> >> > > > > >> >1 kraft single
> >> > > > > >> >1 samosa
> >> > > > > >> >1 vegetable pakora
> >> > > > > >> >1 muesli bar
> >> > > > > >> >1 pie
> >> > > > > >> >1 frozen pizza
> >> > > > > >> >1 single frozen dinner
> >> > > > > >> >
> >> > > > > >> >The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the
> >> > > > > >> >shoulder.
> >>He
> >> > is
> >> > > > > >>carrying
a
basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some
Wagon
wheels.
As
she
turns he smiles at her and says,

Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies

How did you guess?"
> >> > > > > >> >
> >> > > > > >> >He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says
> >> > > > > >> >
> >> > > > > >> >"Because you're minging"
> >> > >

nice pick up line. Hopefully it will work if that type of girl takes pickup lines as a joke so you can laugh about it later while your back is facing thr celiling

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wtf is minging?

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minging means ugly ****** lol

thats a beat mean

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removed all the ugly >> and converted to canadian for yall:

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:

1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner

The dude behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder.
He is carrying a basket with a six pack, a pizza and some Wagon wheels.
As she turns he smiles at her and says,

"Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies,

"How did you guess?"

He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says

"Because you're ugly"

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lol
ok, now it's funny
stupid brit-speak

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i had never heard the word minging before either. i thought it was a typo. learn something new everyday...

lol

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g00d one!!


LOL!!

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Originally posted by JohnSmith removed all the ugly >> and converted to canadian for yall: A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items: 1 Bar of Soap 1 Toothbrush 1 Tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 apple 1 banana 1 orange 1 plum 1 grapefruit 1 tomato 1 lettuce 1 cabbage 1 baking potato 1 kraft single 1 samosa 1 vegetable pakora 1 muesli bar 1 pie 1 frozen pizza 1 single frozen dinner The dude behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack, a pizza and some Wagon wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?" The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How did you guess?" He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says "Because you're ugly"

Damn straight

editing old stuff to make it look new is quite gay

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