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Hi Folks

Just to let everyone know, check out our new website. Save a fortune on buying your DUREX online from the comfort of your home without the embarassment of going in to your local boots. We sell to people all over the UK now, and our new website is now live, so come and check us out.

Let us know what you think of the website, any feedback would be great.

www.johnnysinajiffy.com




Play Fun, Stay Safe

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any feedback?

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SID133
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i buy my condoms at 7-11


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Want to avoid pregnancy>??!!?!?!?!?!



ITS CALLED SWALLOWING!!!!!!

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D-res
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Here at JohnnysInAJiffy we will only accept returns for faulty or damaged goods. If your order has been damaged in transit or you find any of the products to be damaged please contact us at [email protected] straight away so that we can sort out your replacements straight away. We do not accept any of our products back if they have been opened.



how are they supposed to know that their goods have been damaged until 2 months down the line, the one night stander you had calls up and says they're pregnant, or you test positive for HIV or some shit.

the idea of the website is great, but these are issues you might end up dealing with......

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D-res

Thanks for your post. Just to let you know all our Durex are carefully packed into the packaging before sending out. The main problems we mean for returns, its actual damage to the packaging itself. It is highly un-likely for the products to be damaged inside.

We have sent out over 200 orders now since the website went live and had no problems. All our customers have normally received there pack next day with no problems.




www.johnnysinajiffy.com

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I buy mine at walgreens

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Why is it embarrasing to buy condoms? :|

I'm sure it is much more embarassing to go to your doctor and show your genitals with all kinds of festy STDs all over them...


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i buy my condoms at 7-11


the one and only place to buy them

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the one and only place to buy them


hehe and they are always in crawling distance from the club...


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Want to avoid pregnancy>??!!?!?!?!?!



ITS CALLED SWALLOWING!!!!!!



ENOUGH SAID!!


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Why is it embarrasing to buy condoms?


'cause it means one is having that thing named sexe...


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