& youve got a tape recorder that is covered in crash resistant rubber stuff & you only have time to say one sentence before you splat on the the rock below. What would you say?



Id say:
"there is a note under my bed with information written on it that is truely life changing!"

The note under my bed would say:
"10 feet under the green painted rock in the back yard there is a chest with a note in it. If you dig it up, The note has information on it that will make you rich"

The chest note would say:
"dig another 12 feet to get to the gold"

12 feet under the chest would be a small box with a note saying:
"Good, now you lost a bit of weight by digging you freaken fat bastard!!"

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I'd say:

"Please be sure to change my underwear in the instance that I have shit and/or pissed myself on this fall to the earth, as I'm sure it would please my mother."

What if there is no tape left in the recorder?

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"You're all cordially invited to join me in hell, kthnxbye"

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

"in the event someone finds this tape and me still alive, im allergic to penecyllin"

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Eh Vinny so my dads says to me, cut ur hair u spikey freak! can u believe that goomba?

"Wow, I can see my house from here!"

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

"I can finally stop pretending I care what girls have to say."

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Originally posted by Nautilus "Oh well, at least I've seen Tiesto play live."

No, see...that's likely to be the reason you jumped from the cliff in the first place. In which case I'm sure you'd be saying:

"Tiesto suuuuuuuuucks!"

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Originally posted by jennypie I'd say: "Please be sure to change my underwear in the instance that I have shit and/or pissed myself on this fall to the earth, as I'm sure it would please my mother."

oh mummy would be proud!!

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SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...........

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"I'd like to buy a techno song."

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Originally posted by jennypie No, see...that's likely to be the reason you jumped from the cliff in the first place. In which case I'm sure you'd be saying: "Tiesto suuuuuuuuucks!"

I changed my initial post, but well, that's true.

What I should have said was, "At least I got to see Tiesto play live in early 2002, before he began to really sell out and suck... splat!"

Given my proclivity for indecision, it would probably be something like,

Fuck, im gonna die, what should I say....{dead}