anybody ever been caught shoplifting....i got caught once...had just turned 18 and got caught stealing a bottle of glue. got cuaght by the security cameras(obviously i didnt know they had any)...so i got taken to the managers office and he calls my home...luckily my sis was home and she covered for me. the manager made me sign some dumb book that said that i would never do it again and would be prosecuted if i did. the dumb ass thought i was still under 18 so he didnt bother to call the cops.if only he knew, guess i would have been sitting in jail for that....the funny part about this story is that i actually had the money for the glue, but used it to buy a pie instead

so lets hear your story

no, i'm a good theif.

hrhr.

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haha, what a waste of shoplifting, for a bottle of glue

Nope, never, I've never shoplifted before either, though.

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

right now they are starting to deploy these tiny security devices that are about the size of a grain of sand.

Before we know it everything over five dollars is gonna have one of these impossible to find inventory transmitters in it. This makes stocking jobs at stores much easier, and is gonna make shoplifting damn near impossible. Its also gonna be used to breach our privacy in favour of better marketing, much like spyware, cuz they dont get deactivated after you buy them, they just change something in their memory to say that they have been bought, that way people can just scan you to see what products you have. The devices at the moment can be scanned from 50 meters away, so marketers could likely one day just drive down your street and scan your house to figure out what products you own and send you custom junk mail to sell you more shit.

This shit is just gonna be deployed all over america (and possibly elsewhere) without anybody asking about how we feel about it. They are already in a bunch of wal-marts, the big companies will get them first.

shoplifting happens all the time where I work part time (shaw's)

the funniest part is, when the people get caught, they bring them to the camera room and make the thieves watch themselves stealing
usually for stupid stuff like a can of baked beans or something...
I laugh my ass off everytime

crook: "but sir i didn't do it"
cop: "well watch this, and stfu"
crook: *speechless

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Originally posted by hadi ****** haha, what a waste of shoplifting, for a bottle of glue

yeah, but the pie was good

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Originally posted by Zombie0915 right now they are starting to deploy these tiny security devices that are about the size of a grain of sand. Before we know it everything over five dollars is gonna have one of these impossible to find inventory transmitters in it. This makes stocking jobs at stores much easier, and is gonna make shoplifting damn near impossible. Its also gonna be used to breach our privacy in favour of better marketing, much like spyware, cuz they dont get deactivated after you buy them, they just change something in their memory to say that they have been bought, that way people can just scan you to see what products you have. The devices at the moment can be scanned from 50 meters away, so marketers could likely one day just drive down your street and scan your house to figure out what products you own and send you custom junk mail to sell you more shit. This shit is just gonna be deployed all over america (and possibly elsewhere) without anybody asking about how we feel about it. They are already in a bunch of wal-marts, the big companies will get them first.

Any articles or is this just speculation? I worked at a major new Wal-Mart Supercenter made to be the nicest Wal-Mart in the United States just about a month ago, stocking shelves with merchandise, getting ready for things to be opened. I've never even heard of this before.

Proof, dammit!

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Its true. There RFID tags and Wal Mart is trying to push them to be accepted. It would make stocking the shelves and controlling inventory nearly seemless and would save them millions of dollars a year because they wouldn't have to spend so much checking in all there trucks not to mention they'd be able to track inventory by the second if they really wanted to.

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Hah all this for a pie

Classic

stories of shoplifting or STFU

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The thread title made me think of a different crime....

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