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OMFG Story Time
Little fuckin bucktoothed White kid yo. I went to this store called Gamestop where they sell video games , I'm a grown ass man but I still like buying old Super Nintendo games cause they only cost like $3 , you just can't beat those prices. I get to re-live my childhood through these games. Like NBA LIVE 1993 and shit , with skinny ass Shawn Kemp. So I'm in the store in the clearance bin flipping through all the cartridges , and then I saw what would be the ultimate pickup ......... FAMILY FEUD!!! THE VIDEO GAME!!! On Super Nintendo.
I held the cartridge up in the air like it was a trophy , and right when I brought my arm back down I felt something brush up against my elbow. Turned out that I hit this little kid on the forehead. I was like "Oh man!" and right before I could apologize to the kid he says "Homo". I was like "Huh?" , he says it again louder this time ... "HOMO!!!".
I took 2 steps back and evaluated the situation further. I looked around the store and everybody was staring & laughing at me. They were acting like this little kid sonned me. I was startled by all of this. This kid was wearin one of them Polo sweaters with the teddy bear on the front like that kanye west. Little tetherball playin muthafukka.
I was like "FUKK IT , THIS IS CHILDISH" and decided to go pay for my game at the counter. The clerk behind the counter was wearing one of those Zelda hats , with a feather in it and shit. I said to him "You look like a fukking dork with that hat , you pull any women?". He gave me my receipt and told me to have a great day , scared ass nigga. But then I noticed something special , I looked behind him and saw a Nintendo Power Glove , I was like "Holy smokes! Is that the nintendo power glove?" , he says "Sure is bud". I asked him "Can I see it?" and he took it off the rack and handed it to me. I caressed it for a few moments then tried it on , it was just like the good ol' days again , childhood memories started coming back to me. So I'm wearing the glove and decided to walk over to the kid who was testing his gangsta on me earlier , he was like "WOWWWWW THE POWER GLOVE" and immediately after he said that I punched him right in the center of his forehead , "BLOPPP!!!" , like Sagat from Street Fighter , tiger uppercutted that Sunny Delight drinking motherfukker. His little ass flew back into one of the racks , all these magazines & books were spilling on him , and he was just laying there stunned like an old ass Muhammad Ali. I looked at the power glove and said "DAYUM!". Then Zelda boy was like "HEY YOU CANT DO THAT!!!!". I was like "You right" and I took the glove off and was about to hand it over to him , then I pulled it back and swung the nintendo power glove right across his face. Slapped the shit out of this Elf lookin fukkhead with the power of the g-l-o-v-e. I hit him with the buttons and shit too , his hat went flying up in the air , and the feather was floating in the air from side to side , like Super Mario 3 and shit. So I jumped up like the Air Jordan logo and grabbed it! But nothing happened though cause I still felt the same. I looked around the store and nobody was laughing this time. I seen some Japanese kid in the back playing X-Box , he had his game on Pause , that's how serious this was.
Anyway , just thought I'd share this story. Can't even go to the damn video game store nowadays without some gangsta shit poppin off. I feel like 50 Cent without the muscles.
I'm about to slap this Family Feud joint in the SNES console and re-live my childhood...
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