This happened to me and my friends our junior year of high-school. Enjoy:

Alright, there is not much to do in Albuquerque, so my friends and I used to doorbell ditch all the time. One night , we went to this one girl in our grades house who we hated, major bitch. We rang the door and ran to some bushes and watched, funny. Her parents then got into their car aand started looking around the neighborhood for us. Not funny.

We rang it again after they went back inside their house. This time almost instantly their garage door opened and they got into their car. I was the ringer so I hopped back into the getaway car and we drove off. Now here's what not to do.

We thought we had a faster car than them but we didn't. We decided to egg them on by going slower, bad idea. We get on to a major street and are going at least 90 in a 50 trying to get away from them. No dice. We turn on a side rode and they blow past us and stop there car across the whole street. There are at least 20 cars parked behind us, we can't go anywhere, because there's a three-foot median next to us. The car doesn't have locks that work, so the bitch mom grabs me and tosses me out of the car. continued in next post

Last edited by djRocket on Dec-09-2004 at 03:02

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summary or stfu

Jesus. WTF. Can we say "Psycho Bitch?" I woulda kicked her right in the *meow*, that filthy kuntrag.

haha she thought she could break the keys by throwing them on the ground!




How did your mom let you get away with that when they called her?

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Originally posted by Yan summary or stfu

Ill do it.

They were Doorbell Ditching. They did it multiple times, and the victims drove after them in a chase. They stopped traffic, pulled him and his friend out of the car and assaulted them. They also stole their keys. 911 was called.

This story sounds made up/copied & pasted

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Originally posted by tribu Ill do it. They were Doorbell Ditching. They did it multiple times, and the victims drove after them in a chase. They stopped traffic, pulled him and his friend out of the car and assaulted them. They also stole their keys. 911 was called. This story sounds made up/copied & pasted

+1 for tribu...

And his "pastec" typo quick-fix.

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Originally posted by Yan +1 for tribu... And his "pastec" typo quick-fix.

I dont know what youre talking about

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Originally posted by djRocket I could do nothing else but put the beanie that I was wearing over my face, so that they couldn’t see who I was.

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LMFAO you were wearing teh beanie?

so the mom throws me out of the car. The dad reaches in and grabs the keys and keeps them. The mom keeps yelling, "what the fuck were you thinking!?" OVER AND OVER again.

I told them to call my mom, and ask her. They called my mom and asked her if she knew what I was doing, she replied, “Yes I do”. They hung up the phone and then once again started yelling obscenities, this time directed at me. Mrs. Stone asked me what my last name was, “What’s your last name!? Mohammed!?”. I was laughing with disbelief, “You actually think that I’m arab?” she didn’t respond. Mrs. Stone then asked me where I lived, I said, “Tanoan”, “OOOOO, Tanoan” is what she responded with, she didn’t say anything after that, I guess she thought that I thought I was better than she was

While they were cursing at us, Mrs. Stone threw the keys on the ground attempting to break them, after realizing she did not have the strength she hostly picked them up again. Over the time of about 15 minutes, she tried to hurt me in some way, grabbing my shirt very forcefully and trying to throw me to the ground. Mr. Stone, realized what his wife was doing and tried to get her off of me. I didn’t try to fight her because I knew it would be better if I just put my arms at my side, which I did.

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Originally posted by djRocket so the mom throws me out of the car. The dad reaches in and grabs the keys and keeps them. The mom keeps yelling, "what the fuck were you thinking!?" OVER AND OVER again. I told them to call my mom, and ask her. They called my mom and asked her if she knew what I was doing, she replied, “Yes I do”. They hung up the phone and then once again started yelling obscenities, this time directed at me. Mrs. Stone asked me what my last name was, “What’s your last name!? Mohammed!?”. I was laughing with disbelief, “You actually think that I’m arab?” she didn’t respond. Mrs. Stone then asked me where I lived, I said, “Tanoan”, “OOOOO, Tanoan” is what she responded with, she didn’t say anything after that, I guess she thought that I thought I was better than she was While they were cursing at us, Mrs. Stone threw the keys on the ground attempting to break them, after realizing she did not have the strength she hostly picked them up again. Over the time of about 15 minutes, she tried to hurt me in some way, grabbing my shirt very forcefully and trying to throw me to the ground. Mr. Stone, realized what his wife was doing and tried to get her off of me. I didn’t try to fight her because I knew it would be better if I just put my arms at my side, which I did.

You still shoulda kicked her head or twat off.

Mrs. Stone grabbed hold of me again and this time threw me into a bush where I cut my leg, the bush was right up against a wall, where I hit my head, I had a headache for the rest of the night and a bump to show for it. While all of this was going on, Sam called 911 and told the operator our emergency. Somehow, I believe in the very beginning, Mrs. Stone had taken my keys and would not give them back, then they got back in their car and left.


tribu this story is 100% true you don't have to believe me I don't care. In fact that's the response I get 90% of the time when I tell this story. It's so rediculous what they did, and we are so stupid, it's just plain funny.

On and on a lighter note the mom pleaded guilty to assault of two minors