Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water lemon juice 1 tsp baking soda 4 large eggs 1 cup of sugar 1 cup nuts 1 tsp salt 2 cups of dried fruit 1 cup of brown sugar 1 bottle Jack Daniel's Whiskey
Sample the Jack Daniel's to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Jack Daniel's again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Jack Daniel's is still OK, try another cup ...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jack Daniel's to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jack Daniel's. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiels and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
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Dec-10-2004 17:18
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Dec-10-2004 17:49
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This thread needs a photoshop of Tiesto on a holiday cookbook
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Dec-10-2004 19:06
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Re: Happy Holidays - cookie recipe....
tips for everyone to follow when conducting this recipe for optimum results:
quote:
Originally posted by muzzybear
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs
Mix on the turner
Sample the Jack Daniel's to check for tonsisticity.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
Dec-10-2004 19:54
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Dec-10-2004 20:34
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quote:
Originally posted by Swamper
This thread needs a photoshop of Tiesto on a holiday cookbook
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Dec-10-2004 21:53
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^^ Nice work Chris!!
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Dec-10-2004 21:55
amb_
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^^ Nice work Chris!!
Hehe, thanks. Kind of sloppy, I'm pretty hungry and wanted to finish that quickly so I can go out and grab something to eat...
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Dec-10-2004 21:56
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Chris, you rawk! Throw in a bottle of JD on the side there, too, if you can! LOL! Brilliant job!
It was great to see you again (and your friend Chris, and you brought Aslan with you too, right?). Let's do it up again soon! Good times, good times!
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Dec-13-2004 13:32
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oi, and wash the hands before workin' on these little beddies. the people eatin' them will thank you.
Happy Holidays - cookie recipe....
