Simple poll here - Jay & His boss went out for end of year drinks. you have several options as to his whereabouts now. Winner gets satisfaction of knowing you know jay

what about

option 11) in a plane on his way to my house

option 12)....nm ill keep that one to myself

option 13) making jars of Jayonaisse for retail distribution

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Originally posted by tha_broad what about option 11) in a plane on his way to my house option 12)....nm ill keep that one to myself option 13) making jars of Jayonaisse for retail distribution

could u honestly sit with him on a plane for 11 hours ?

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Originally posted by Ian^ could u honestly sit with him on a plane for 11 hours ?

(I said on his way to my house, meaning im still here silly. I wouldnt be on the plane WITH him)

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He got dragged into being a houseboy for his boss i bet...

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I have it on good authority that he shagged some fat bird.

His habit of fucking fat ugly birds has to end with disaster sooner or later.

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LOL why are majority of votes under 'impregnating a munter' ?

what sorta guy you take me for? besides i dont sleep with fat ugly birds but ive woke up with a few.

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infact there was no foul play last night.

i did however fall asleep on the floor in the middle of a street, and 2 girls woke me up laughing theyre heads off.

and ive got a bite mark on the back of my neck that hurts like fuck, dont know where that came from either.

so all in all a pretty tame night

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

another jay classic

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] and ive got a bite mark on the back of my neck that hurts like fuck, dont know where that came from either.

But my mummy told me vampires don't exist!

Maybe someone thought your blood tasted like red wine. Or something...

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper His habit of fucking fat ugly birds has to end with disaster sooner or later.

I think fucking fat ugly birds is the disaster at the end. There must be a special word for that.

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