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Fun Failed Predictions
Inspired by this goofy quote I found in another thread, and in honour of the new year:
| quote: | Originally posted by karim
If you agree with the widening gaps, sooner or latar, 5-10 corporations will literally control the world by retaining the most money, and a democratic vote will have alot less power. |
Here is my top 10 list of predictions people have been making for years (or even centuries) that still haven't come true:
Nostradamus: Unless you count JFK Jr.'s airplane crashing, 1999 was free of any disasters caused by enormous space projectiles!
Y2K: Still waiting for those planes to fall out of the sky!
The fall of the American "empire": Apparently we've been RIGHT on the verge of this since the 18th century. Reminds me of when my mom would say, "I'm only gonna count to three - one... two... two and a half... two and three quarters..."
The widening gap: Soon the whole world will be controlled by 5 corporations or less! Despite the ever increasing number of "Megacorps" out there like Procter & Gamble and General Electric, we seem to have more corporations than ever before. Could it be that *gasp* capitalism actually does not lead to an inevitable fascist dictatorship!?
Flying vehicles: I want my hoverbike, damn it. These things were supposed to be ready by the 90's.
The Second Coming: These predictions used to happen every 30 or 40 years. Now they come every 8 months. Jesus still isn't here yet - don't these people ever get tired of being wrong?
Nuclear War: The cold war is over, guys. That was back in the day when political leaders had ACTUAL stockpiles of nuclear weapons. Now there's just a handful.
Laser Pistols: I want my laser/phaser/disruptor already. You'd think if they're always handing out those cheesy pointers then they could juice it up a little and make me a death ray. It can't be just a coincidence that virtually every sci-fi show has lasers. I think they were invented 20 years ago and the government has been covering it up.
Genetic Engineering: According to Huxley, we should all be getting hatched out of test tubes by now. What's the holdup? Ever since they cloned that sheep, there's been no progress in this area! Maybe the human genome is a little more complex than originally thought? Or maybe folks just prefer sex over science.
Global Warming: The ice disaster was predicted for May 5, 2000 - never happened. One wonders how, in the absence of any reliable temperature/atmospheric data from before the 1950s, we can even be sure that this isn't a natural phenomenon. But all I know for sure is that it's fucking cold right now, and the only ice caps I've seen melt are the ones I bought at Tim Horton's back in the summertime.
Anybody else got some? 
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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here
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