lay off the cracks?

And seriously, that's pretty messed up, even for a ta dream

i always thought it was crazy when you're with a person in a dream, you turn around for a sec and suddenly it's someone else. even though in the back of your head you know who it's supposed to be.

btw, sup ian.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson So I was at this fancy restaurant and this chick and I were on a date and we started off with wine and then were eating nice food throughout the night blah blah blah. I went to pee and came back and she was all mad and I was all "wut?" and she was like "look at the fucking bill." It was $5,000. She only volunteered to pay $100. I was pissed cuz I didn't think it would be more than $500. I forced the waitress to give us our menu so we could show her what we ordered and that she overcharged us. Before the menu had had food on it but now it was a blueprint of us and everyone around us. I was circling people's mouths and genitalia saying stuff like "I kissed her, he gave me head," while the waitress was nodding and jotting down the price of each sexual act I and my date had performed on the people around us. My date was like "don't forget you fucked me," and I was like "yeh yeh." Suddenly I turned to the waitress and was like "wait why are we being charged for this? I could have fucked her for free!" And she was like "yeh but this is an expensive restaurant. See Will Smith is right over there." I had to think about it so I went into the locker room (at the restaurant) and was talking to all these naked dudes in their 30s. As they put on their clothes they turned into their 60s and were like "yah thank god *I* used my $5,000 for grad school. How about you Jake?" and I was like brb. I asked the waitress where the main computer was with our info on it so I could destroy it. She said "you can't destroy the information but it's all stored in one computer." I ran around the restaurant to find the 'one computer' located at the front. I pulled it out and ran outside towards the hot tub, yelled at the kids in it "GET TEH FUCK OUT!" and threw it in. People all dressed in black, and Will Smith, were chasing me with sticks. Finally my best friend drove by and I was like "LET ME IN" so she did and we drove off and she was like "why were you at THAT restaurant?" c0r version: I got away with freebies at a dream-brothel. Where is your god now?

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I had to think about it so I went into the locker room (at the restaurant) and was talking to all these naked dudes in their 30s. As they put on their clothes they turned into their 60s and were like "yah thank god *I* used my $5,000 for grad school. How about you Jake?" and I was like brb.

I lol'd here.

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue i always thought it was crazy when you're with a person in a dream, you turn around for a sec and suddenly it's someone else. even though in the back of your head you know who it's supposed to be. btw, sup ian.

areet mate long time. how's shit?

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Originally posted by Jake Benson this chick and I were on a date

Wait, you're straight in your dreams? That's so gay!

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Originally posted by Meat187 Wait, you're straight in your dreams? That's so gay!

was kinda thinkin the same thing. is that common? makes you wonder about the is homosexuality a choice/born with it thing

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Originally posted by Ian areet mate long time. how's shit?

good, good. haven't posted lately because the old roommate (d-res) disconnected the internets about a month before moving. moved recently (obviously).. school, work, etc. yourself?

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Originally posted by Meat187 Wait, you're straight in your dreams? That's so gay!

It's been happening a lot recently.

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue was kinda thinkin the same thing. is that common? makes you wonder about the is homosexuality a choice/born with it thing

Any chick that can get my dick hard I'll pay $5,000. I wish it'd be as easy as choice. I'd have so much sex and not have to worry about AIDS on my cock. But no, unfortunately I think I was born with this Penis Dyslexia.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Any chick that can get my dick hard I'll pay $5,000. I wish it'd be as easy as choice. I'd have so much sex and not have to worry about AIDS on my cock. But no, unfortunately I think I was born with this Penis Dyslexia.

that sucks dude

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue was kinda thinkin the same thing. is that common? makes you wonder about the is homosexuality a choice/born with it thing good, good. haven't posted lately because the old roommate (d-res) disconnected the internets about a month before moving. moved recently (obviously).. school, work, etc. yourself?

lol. sucks eh. what's that lil shite upto? personally just learning also although nothing along the lines of what i want to be

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Originally posted by Ian lol. sucks eh. what's that lil shite upto? personally just learning also although nothing along the lines of what i want to be

shite, as in andy? meh, dunno, haven't kept up with him. all three of us moved to different places. he's deliverin pizza and taking time off from school as far as i know.

as for school, i love it and it's the first time in two years that i went back to fulltime. good stuff.