LOLed at this one caught me off guard, don't read ahead it'll be better!


When the ark's door was closed Noah called a meeting with all the animals.

"Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be NO sex on this trip. All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my sons.

I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis back."

After about a week Mrs. Rabbit stormed into her husband's cage and was very excited. "Quick!" she said, "Let me get on your shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!" Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window, and said, "Damn! No land yet."

This went on every day until Mr. Rabbit got fed up with her. Mr. Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?"

"Look!", said Mrs. Rabbit with a sly expression, as she held out a piece of paper, "I STOLE THE HORSE'S RECEIPT FOR YOU!!"