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mezzir
BEES?

Registered: Nov 2002
Location: assachusetts

smokin butts...

why is it so satisfying and good etc?
i usually don't smoke, only when i'm stressed, depressed, etc
and tonight was just a terrible night and i bought a pack early on and on the way home i just chain smoked like 5 or 6 cigs
and usually i feel relaxed when i'm smoking and just kinda feel bleh after w/ the aftertaste and whatnot, but this time i just feel relaxed as hell
its been like a month or so since my last before tonight too
mbbe something with inhaling way more than usual when i was smoking earlier
hehe....go with the bong theory, suck for a long time, then just take a big breath in right as you open your mouth
mmmmmmmm i got a love hate relationship with these things

edit: and for people who were expecing smoking butts to by synonnymous with hot asses, here's to you:

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Jan-17-2005 10:05 Niue

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jp
Retired tranceaddict

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Holland

Tits over ass

Jan-17-2005 10:25 Netherlands

mezzir
BEES?

Registered: Nov 2002
Location: assachusetts

quote:
Originally posted by jp
Tits over ass

agreed, and if i had for some reason titled the thread smokin tits there definately would've been boobage

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Jan-17-2005 10:30 Niue

jp
Retired tranceaddict

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Holland

The only thing an ass can offer is poo

Tits on the other hand are a great source of milk

I rest my case

Jan-17-2005 10:34 Netherlands

wwu.punisher
The Enigma

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Washington State

quote:
Originally posted by jp
The only thing an ass can offer is poo

Tits on the other hand are a great source of milk

I rest my case

Bullshit. Ass can be grabbed. Ass can be poked (in more ways than one). And, most importantly, what the hell else are you going to hang on to when you're railing away on her?

Newb.

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Jan-17-2005 10:50 United States

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mezzir
BEES?

Registered: Nov 2002
Location: assachusetts

quote:
Originally posted by wwu.punisher
Bullshit. Ass can be grabbed. Ass can be poked (in more ways than one). And, most importantly, what the hell else are you going to hang on to when you're railing away on her?

Newb.

her tits
i'd say you're the newb, mr missionary

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Jan-17-2005 10:51 Niue

guster
Senior tranceaddict

Registered: May 2004
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana

i dunno. i seem to get a better buzz from one at a time. what you smokin? gotta love/hate those marlboro lights. i had a pack of camel turkish royals but never did like the taste.

Jan-17-2005 12:20 United States

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Zild
Ten City

Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156

I like ass better than tits. Tits have a tendency to start looking fugly after a few years. Hell I've seen 16 yr old girls with saggy titties. Also, doing your lady in the ass is a good form of birth control and you don't have to pull out to bust.

Ciggs are nasty just smoke some bud children.

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Jan-17-2005 16:10 United States

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{b.s.e.}
savant garde

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Source

i haven't a cigarette in 24 hours and it's killin' me. quitting sucks. what a thread to see first thing when you check the forums.

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Jan-17-2005 16:13 Canada

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{b.s.e.}
savant garde

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Source

ps. a nice ass over breasts, thank you.

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Jan-17-2005 16:19 Canada

smokeape
Lowland Trance Addict

Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Heart of Dixie

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
agreed, and if i had for some reason titled the thread smokin tits there definately would've been boobage

Nice butt, Mezzir. I for one ain't complaining!

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