My Anniversary Is Tommarow, And I Have Nothing To Give!!! Help!
Tommarow, Tuesday the 18th, is me and my girlfriends anniversary. I havnt got her anything what-so-ever. I have no money, and even if i did, i wouldnt have a clue on what to get her. she is weird and quirky and has such odd tastes which cannot be labeled or pinned down to one kinda thing. she has been pampering me like crazy and i havnt done much at all for her simply because i have no ideas, not even ideas i could take risks with and do for her anyway. i really want to do something speacial, and perferablly cheap as possible as im fucking broke as shit. it WAS my last resort comming on here and asking for help but i really need it so. yeah, pleasefuckinghelpgoddamnit
Jan-18-2005 01:56
Sunsnail
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stuffed animal
Jan-18-2005 01:56
twisted
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thanks but nooo, she hates stuff like that.... nothing so traditional and well...boring. no flowers, stuffed animals, cards, or any fucking shit from gift shops n stuff..
more... ideas like going out.. concerts.. or places... and if you mention items..just original items
Jan-18-2005 02:06
Sunsnail
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you have no money though, how will you go to a concert
Jan-18-2005 02:08
Yan
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Make her a TA.
Jan-18-2005 02:09
smokeape
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Find a garden and rip off some flowers to make a bouquet. If you don't have money for a card, fold some paper together and make one and put a picture of both of you together in there (that'll make up for cheap quality). Get a cheap bottle of booze and pour it in a nice looking empty, but if you have no cash then go roll a wino and get a half a bottle of wine; fill the rest up with soda. Good to go.
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Jan-18-2005 02:10
töbias
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Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Melbourne.
I once painted a picture for a girl's birthday and she loved it.
Paint and canvas may require some money however, and you want to be able to make it into something.
Shoplifting could be an option, as the punishment for armed robbery is quite harsh.
The other option is to spend what money you do have on porn because if she is taking the anniversary seriously, and I'm guessing this because you know the date in advance, and you don't buy her something on par with what she gets you, there will be no sex for a while, and a reasonable chance you could lose one of your testicles.
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Jan-18-2005 02:12
nchs09
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give her what my sig says n00b
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Jan-18-2005 02:19
Stéphanie
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Cook her something. On my first anniversary with my BF we didnt have a lot of money so he baked me something and i thought it was the sweetest idea.
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Jan-18-2005 02:26
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