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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.
Jan-18-2005 02:15
LKD
Omni-peasant
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Its June 18th, 2005, I'm at the Skybar
"01/17/2005 at 00:41:09
I have to confess that I said to myself that I wasn't going to do cyber-sex anymore, but I got involved with a fuck-buddy of mine and came 4 times... went to bed and fucked my man's brains out... then woke up the next day and diddled myself into coming 3 more times... mmm..."
i remember i wasted a whole day at work going thru those... time well spent definitely
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Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." The Dude: Jesus. Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, Dude.
Jan-18-2005 04:42
VERTiG0
cunning linguist.
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: no longer Cambridge, Ontario, Canada
I do believe I have just found the pinnacle of internet comedy.
I laughed for a good 20 minutes, nearly pissing myself numerous times.
"My girlfriend ate my ass last night. It was fucking great. She worked her tongue like a pro while I laid on the bed with my legs in the air like a cheap whore. Ohhhhhh you little slut, you'll be doing that again I can guarantee it; and if you don't, you are going to wake up with a big, unwashed, nasty asshole all over your lovely face."
Pure, uncut, incredible hilarity.
Jan-18-2005 05:00
rabbitjoker
aural sadist
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, ON, CANADA
quote:
Originally posted by VERTiG0
"My girlfriend ate my ass last night..."
Dark Dirty Tech Tribal. | Hands in air (trance) and feet on the floor (house).
Jan-18-2005 06:25
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
I thought this was gonna be another cookie clearer. I was actually looking forward to it this time.
Jan-18-2005 06:31
raveed
- -
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: San Jose, California
"I have a big penis. It is at least 8 1/2 inches. The only thing is that you couldn't tell. When I wear pants, it looks like there is nothing there. It's not fair. I have a big penis but it doesn't show unless I'm naked. I want to have a big box in my pants so that everyone will look at it and know I have a big penis. I sure is fun to jerk it off though."
lol some of the quotes on that page are fookin retarded
Jan-18-2005 07:07
{b.s.e.}
savant garde
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Source
this one was posted today
quote:
01/18/2005 at 06:21:22
I'm male, 24 and I wish I were a girl, I wear panties and squat to piss like they do.
the world will never run out of issues.
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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.
Jan-18-2005 17:47
TrueToTheCrew
Officially Done
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Ontario
quote:
Originally posted by raveed
"I have a big penis. It is at least 8 1/2 inches. The only thing is that you couldn't tell. When I wear pants, it looks like there is nothing there. It's not fair. I have a big penis but it doesn't show unless I'm naked. I want to have a big box in my pants so that everyone will look at it and know I have a big penis. I sure is fun to jerk it off though."
lol some of the quotes on that page are fookin retarded
Sounds like Diabolic found a new board to post on.....
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Jan-18-2005 18:20
bARTovsky
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Burp.
quote:
I set fire to small birds.
best confession ever
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quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Shit yeah, that's what I've been saying for years.
Not Proud? Spill your guts here like a coward for my amusement.
