So the other day I was at The Vanguard waiting in line to get my ticket to go inside. The line was ridiculously long, like all up in the parking lot, we were standing out there for like 20 or 30 mins in the fucking COLD! I'm talking 35F (cold by LA standards ). Anyway, eventually I see some of my buddies that are playing in one of the rooms and see if they can just get me to the front so Bunny and I can go inside. Sure no problem, because they like me. I go to the front, cutting in front of A LOT of people, and I hear someone say, "hey fuck you man! Why don't you suck a bag of dicks!"



It was extra funny because I had just seen Louis C.K.'s stand-up and someone said that to him. Oohh man, here's the excerpt that made me lol extra hard...

"Suck a bag of dicks? What? What does that even mean? I wanted to catch up to the guy so I could talk to him and find out how exactly I'm supposed to do that. I mean what does a bag of dicks look like? Is it a ziploc baggie with a bunch of dicks stuffed in there like chicken? Or is it a big brown paper bag with dicks sticking out the top like baguettes? Am I actually supposed to suck all the dicks or just suck on the bag itself? And if I have to suck on the dicks to I have to make them all cum?"

Oh fuck it was funny.

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that is a bunch of dicks... you better start early

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"You won a new refrigerator, great! Where you gonna put it?" - Tony Danza

Guess you had to be there, eh Bas?




j/k...bags of dicks are funny. I'ma use that one!

Yeah after rereading that story, it's not very funny. Damn, I lost it last night when that guy said it to me. It was even funnier because as I was laughing at such a ridiculous comment, he just stared at me...hating...not understanding why I wasn't more insulted by what he said. And on top of that he had to wait outside another 30 mins. lol

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ive heard "drink a big bucket of horse dick"

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This story has a funniness of 7/10.

4/10

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Originally posted by EXTREMUM 4/10

Well Jenny and Tricia laughed, so fuck you budday!

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Originally posted by dj_bas Well Jenny and Tricia laughed, so fuck you budday!

Actually, I was rating the comma joke.

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Originally posted by EXTREMUM Actually, I was rating the comma joke.

Oh. Well it wasn't really a joke. But look, you're getting the hang of those pesky commas now

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My friend used to tell me that he was gonna throw a bag of assholes at me.

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Originally posted by dj_bas Oh. Well it wasn't really a joke. But look, you're getting the hang of those pesky commas now

...a very long time ago - way before Internet.