i went bar hopping tonight. and by the end of it we ended up at a titty bar...well by that time i was hammerd, and the hottest stripper wanted a lap dance...so i was like, sure why not. by the end of it, i'm out $85 and...ANNDDDDD she stole my pakc of smokes, i swear tha bitch...at least i know where she works ;D.

lesson learned.

remember folks...as hot as strippers *edit* can be *edit*....they're only there for your money...and they wont give you head. stay away.

you know what could be a huge success?
instead of just having tittie bars, have like...blow job bars, and gina bars etc
and so they actually make money they could start as just tittie bars but if you hang around, you actually get something for it besides just more titties

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but like would you want to lay pipe in some loose muddy ground, sure it would go in easy and such buy you wouldnt feel your work .

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Originally posted by Ian^ and If I try really hard, I can fart the melody to PPK - Resurrection

Look but dont touch
Touch but dont taste
Taste but dont swallow

-Al Pacino, Devil's Advocate

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ahahah ahhh to be young in canada aye.

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Originally posted by BTG $85

Money well spend

You should be proud.

Tools are useful, you are alot better than half of the useless scum in this world.

I hate strippers. The very few times ive been to a strip club & the strippers come up to me & try to talk. I just tell them right off the bat that im not gonna get a dance so talk if you want.

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after living with two vegas strippers I will nevar pay a stripper for anything.


they are cruel and they laugh at you the next day.

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Originally posted by BTG i went bar hopping tonight. and by the end of it we ended up at a titty bar...well by that time i was hammerd, and the hottest stripper wanted a lap dance...so i was like, sure why not. by the end of it, i'm out $85 and...ANNDDDDD she stole my pakc of smokes, i swear tha bitch...at least i know where she works ;D. lesson learned. remember folks...as hot as strippers *edit* can be *edit*....they're only there for your money...and they wont give you head. stay away.

they might...for a little more money

my boyfriend's friend was going over his bank statements from last year and he added up all the $ he had spent at this one strip joint...came to like 7k. lol i was like, "well i certainly hope you at least got laid by a few of them!" and he just smiled. so i'm assuming he did.

they are total whores, i dont care what anyone says...but alway fun

*edit* try bringing a cool chick with you next time...you might get freebees they like girls better because we're nicer.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

noobs swallow, pros gargle.

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The last time I went to one, it was for a friends b-day....I just sat and watched the sports channel...every once in a while Id toss a dollar on the table and turn my back...hell the bartender got fatter tips from me I cant be bothered with those type of women. If you cant respect yourself enough to get a real job...dont expect me to respect you. All they are worth is 5 dollars in ones I tossed on the table over a two hour period.

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