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Re: Tsunami Relief
That's right, screw everybody! Screw those heathen relief workers, and screw those stupid, thankless Indonesian Muslims! Fuck 'em all! Talk about money going down the drain!
We need faith-based proselytizers in there doin' God's work! We need conversion to Christianity! No one else need apply! We need folks like these:
| quote: | A Virginia-based missionary group said this week that it has airlifted 300 "tsunami orphans" from the Muslim province of Banda Aceh to Jakarta, the Indonesian capital, where it plans to raise them in a Christian children's home.
The missionary group, WorldHelp, is one of dozens of Christian, Muslim and Jewish charities providing humanitarian relief to victims of the Dec. 26 earthquake and tsunami that devastated countries around the Indian Ocean, taking more than 150,000 lives....
"Normally, Banda Aceh is closed to foreigners and closed to the gospel. But, because of this catastrophe, our partners there are earning the right to be heard and providing entrance for the gospel," WorldHelp said in an appeal for funds on its Web site this week.
The appeal said WorldHelp was working with native-born Christians in Indonesia who want to "plant Christian principles as early as possible" in the 300 Muslim children, all younger than 12, who lost their parents in the tsunami.
"These children are homeless, destitute, traumatized, orphaned, with nowhere to go, nowhere to sleep and nothing to eat. If we can place them in a Christian children's home, their faith in Christ could become the foothold to reach the Aceh people," it said.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/artic...&type=printable |
But damnit, Christians, why'd you have to change yur minds?:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dy...ml?nav=hcmodule
Grow a pair, will ya? It's just a little kidnappin'. Nevermind it's against Indonesian Muslim law - Christianity supercedes all laws!
Or better yet, how 'bout some real Southern hospitality? Nothin' like a little faith-based healin' Benny Hinn style:
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/22/i...print&position=
| quote: | Most American groups, including those affiliated with religious organizations, strictly avoid mixing aid and missionary work. But scattered reports of proselytizing in Sri Lanka; Indonesia, which is predominantly Muslim; and India, with large Hindu and Muslim populations, are arousing concerns that the good will spread by the American relief efforts may be undermined by resentment.
The Rev. Sarangika Fernando, a local Methodist minister, witnessed one of the prayer sessions in Sri Lanka and accused the Americans of acting unethically with traumatized people. "They said, 'In the name of Jesus, she must be cured!' " he said. "As a priest, I was really upset." |
Why? Don't cha believe in the heeeeealin' power of Jeeesus?
Heathen.
| quote: | | The Americans in Sri Lanka belong to the Antioch Community Church, an evangelical church based in Waco, Tex. Two members of the church were arrested, and accused of proselytizing, by the Taliban in Afghanistan in August 2001. When the United States invaded the country several months later, pro-American Northern Alliance forces freed the women, who church officials say did speak with Afghans about their personal "relationship with Jesus." |
Hmm, I thought the stench smelled familiar...
| quote: | | Jan. 18 posting from the team in Indonesia says the country's devastated Aceh Province is "ripe for Jesus!!" |
Damn straight!!!
| quote: | | "What an opportunity," it adds. "It has been closed for five years, and the missionaries in Indonesia consider it the most militant and difficult place for ministry. The door is wide open and the people are hungry." |
Hungry for Jeeeesus!
| quote: | | Ron Godwin, president of Jerry Falwell Ministries, confirmed that the Liberty Foundation was organizing a shipment of rice, medication and Scriptural excerpts, but said the primary goal of the effort was relief, not proselytizing. "Everything we do is in the name of Christ," he said. "But we try to be sensitive in areas where it may be politically sensitive, and we have no litmus test for those we give rice to." |
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Watch out for thrown furniture...
| quote: | | "They told me to always think about God and about Jesus and you will be healed," he said. "Whenever I ask for help they always mention God, but they do not give any money for treatment." |
What is wrong with this man? Doesn't he realize that money isn't the cure? Didn't he know that Jesus took one fish and made a thousand?
I really don't understand these nonbelievers. And I really don't understand why anyone would suggest that this terrific brand of Western Christianity, or our government backing of such Christian groups via faith-based initiatives, can somehow hinder relations abroad! I mean, if these groups aren't tax dollars well spent, I don't know what is - do you?
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Whence September dusk grows crisper still,
with leaves all crimson conquered,
I yearn to shout,
and dance about,
and stick pickles in my honker...
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