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THAI ELEPHANTS TOILET TRAINED Thailand’s talented elephants are about to add toilet-training to their repertoire of skills, which already includes painting, dancing and playing musical instruments. The elephant handlers, or mahouts, at a private enclosure near Chiang Mai, are determined to teach their charges how to use specially-designed giant-sized toilets, according to The Nation newspaper. Several large concrete loos have been installed, equipped with a rope-flush that can be pulled with the gentle tug of a trunk. An eager five year old elephant named Diew has been put on toilet duty, trialling the new sanitation system and its jumbo-sized plumbing. The operators of the facility at Mae Taman, 50 kilometres north of Chiang Mai, are hoping that the toilets will keep the tourist attraction clear of huge and unsightly elephant droppings. With fully-grown Asian elephants able to consume over 100 kilograms of forage in a day, even a small group of the animals can produce massive amounts of poo. Mae Taman and Chiang Mai are among Thailand’s most popular destinations, drawing international visitors who are fascinated by the country’s clever pachyderms. Thailand’s Asian elephants are an endangered species, with an estimated population of 3,000 to 4,000 animals. A century ago, around 100,000 elephants roamed the jungles of Siam, as Thailand was formerly known. The elephants kept at Mae Taman have been rescued from Bangkok’s streets, where they were put to work by their owners to collect money from tourists.

Lovely, isn't it?

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Makes me wanna take a dump.

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isn't technology wonderful? what will the think of next?

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Originally posted by igottaknow isn't technology wonderful? what will the think of next?

Probably Penis Cradles. That way you don't have to hold your own penis when you pee. This way you can be productive when taking a piss, with both of your hands available. Imagine the possibilities!

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Originally posted by sooper Probably Penis Cradles. That way you don't have to hold your own penis when you pee. This way you can be productive when taking a piss, with both of your hands available. Imagine the possibilities!

hands free pee technology already exists its called Depends Adult Diapers

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That oliphaunt looks quite happy. Maybe he should be in a Charmin commercial.

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Originally posted by igottaknow hands free pee technology already exists its called Depends Adult Diapers

Did you get a rash? You seem bitter bout the whole experience.

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that's a big shitter