Ok people.....time to post the crazy things you do at high school! (while you're at school that is, during class and what not)
ill go ahead and start it off

It was the third class of the day (out of 7 classes), and we didn't have a teacher (he was sick, and they forgot to get our class a substitute.) Keep in mind that this is an advanced calculus class. Well this class is on the second story of our highschool, and in every class room there are windows. Well being as smart as we are, one of my fellow class mates opens up the window, and jumps out! (its about a 12 foot drop or so) and comes running back up to the class room......then my friend decides to do it (twice), then another kid, then a girl, and finally....ME!!! :d:d the bad thing though: i had the hardest fall (kinda landed on my back after i hit the ground), but it was funny as hell...also, there is an art class right below ours so when they looked out the window they saw people falling from upstairs we didnt get in trouble, and my parents still dont know hehe. yup tons o fun

k now its your turn!

dawm PlastikE... hehehehehhehe

Ok.. im not in high school anymore but.. I was the queen of detention and saturday school.. i have some crazy stories..
heres a couple of them...

-Ok..I had like this angel face.. I always got away with anything..
there was a time where i was so sick of my spanish class.. i stole some passes from my teachers desk.. and everyday at the time of that class I would fake his signature on the pass and go to the library with that pass.. everyday was a different signature..they were so stupid never checked the signatures... so the words got around the school.. i found myself selling signed passes for 25 cents a pass...
I had a way of doing it no one knew how to ...and I had like blocks of passes all kinds of them.. heheh one day they found out though and I was sent to the office.. so when i got the office all the ladies there knew me already.. but there was this new lady that had just startd to work there or something.. i dont know how i got that luck but they sent me to her she was suppose to give me suspension and all this stuff.. she asked me for y name and i told her... "" HUM... LAURA..LORIS".. lolol.. (ok u know that s now my name).. i made that up.. and she bought it.. so she signed me the suspention papers i gave her my beeper number and told her that that was my moms bepper number...and gave her my room number and told her that was my moms cell phone...so yeah for some reason i always knew how to get out of trouble..


-one day we had a project due and of course i didnt do it.. i wanted to be late on purpose ... so i went to school. and was walking on the hallway i turned the fire alarm on...I put paper on my hands before touching the nob..hehehe.. then i ran to the bathroon.. the next thing i knew the whole school was running to the football field..
i was laughing so bad.. so after everything calmed down... there was cops everywhere.. and they came straight to my class and asked for me.. i was like "shit, they found out it is me".. they asked me to step out of the class and when i did they started asking me all these weird question that made u feel nervous.. heheh and they started spraying this liquid on my hands... apparently that turns purple if you are the person who touched the nob or something... cause there a powder that comes out of the nob when u do it.. but luckely i put paper gloves on my hands before doing it.. so i didnt get in trouble.. but they got my name from the poffice.. cause they checked to see who was the last person to check in late in school.

- another thing i used to do ALL THE TIME AND never got cought..(Now dont do this in college,u can ruin ur freaking life if u get cut doing this in college)
for some reason i've always hated history.. i never gave a crap about what the hell happened in the past.. so i used to make mini cheat sheets and take them with me to class.. when the teacher said.. "ok put away ur books and notebooks,take out a pencil".. i would actually take out the cheat sheet and sit on top of them.. when i wanted to find out an answer.. i'd open my leg ( when she wasnt looking of course) and look for the answers... dude I had so much fun doing that.. i though a lot of people from class to do that.. most of them got cut doing it.. cause they were stupid.. lolol... but it is so easy...specially when they tell u whats going to be on the test.. it makes it even easier..

Ok.. those were some of my experiences.. hehehe



xoxo Ur Dream Grl

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Originally posted by Fir3start3r I was a damn square compared to you Dream Grl...

heheh firestarter, dude i love how u have the number 3 on ur name.. thats cool.. hheheheh



Oh man I FORGOT to ask PlastikE.. dude are u going ot be ok??
i mean u fell on ur back right?? u sure u ok??

u people are crazy.. hehehehehehe

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hehehe Faye i love ur stories

well let me share with you

last year we had this old women teaching us mathematics , she was so old she couldn't see who's sitting on the back , what's going on in class , etc ... and the classroom where we were was in the 1st floor , and between the first floor and the ground there was only 5 or 6 feets of height . Then this day in winter , some 12 years old kids were playing outside with snow and everything , they were throwing snow balls on our windows , and of course the teacher didn't notice anything (too old) , so my friends and i jumped out of the class from the windows , landed on the snow and we started beating those kids asses up (hahaha that's so lame beating someone who's younger than u) and throwing snow on them . We tranquily finished our job and guess from where we came back to the classroom : from the main door !! when the teacher saw us she asked us "where were you little punks" and we all answered that we went to see the nurse boooooooo i know it's not really funny .

Ok here's another noe , that was when i was still in Morocco (my last year of high school there) . It was the last day of school , so all the guys decided to take the fire extinguisher (how do u say it ?) and spread it all over the floors . When the supervisors came out of their offices , they found themselves in a big white cloud of this white powder and they all paniqued . Hahahahahaha that was so funny to see them screaming their asses off because they didn't know what was happening .

Hmmmmmmmm what else ? i wasn't a bad guy in high school but when i did things , i did them reaaaaaaaally bad

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Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl heheh firestarter, dude i love how u have the number 3 on ur name.. thats cool.. hheheheh Oh man I FORGOT to ask PlastikE.. dude are u going ot be ok?? i mean u fell on ur back right?? u sure u ok?? u people are crazy.. hehehehehehe

thx for wonderin, but ya ill be fine.....i actually landed on my heels (sorta) first, then the gravel gave way below me and down i went....didnt hurt though, cause i was laughing tooooo hard

oh ya another quick story: in our old english class last year (second story also) we threw books and shelves out the window hehe

well i just finished year 12 the other day so for our muck up day we decided to do something decent now for those of you that dont know you can lead a cow up stairs but not down (you might be going what the fuck are you on about but trust me il get to the point ) anyway so we had aspirations to aqquire a cow... Our Social Studies block is located right at the top of the school and we thought it would be hilarious to put some sort of fixed object there making it a spectacle on the last day (amongst other plans ) so we obtained a cow (haha dont ask ) and tied it to the pole. lol needless to say it was rather disgruntled the next morning but fuck it was hilarious,
that was one of our plans our muck up day was so harsh this year (bte by muck up day i mean over here we have a muck up day for the year 12s they just wreak havoc cause its there last day)

anyway theres was still a bit more we also attempted to also burn a big 01 into the school oval (being 2001), thats a whole lot of petrol and we were scared it might get out of control so we tested out in a oval nearby... my friend being the smart ass he is held the jerrican of petrol in his hand while the line of petrol was alight and the fire came up onto the can, needless to say he dropped the can and ran like anything, but that was not to deter us after a quick change of cars and an addition to the team we were set to do it again this time pouring all the petrol out... i mean what could go wrong... anyway we were on our way to BP (a gas station) and we hear these sirens and a big ass fire truck hahaha we packed it and followed them, obviously they went to put out our try hard fire it was really small though were not arsonists :P so i dunno why they came anyway it was a laugh. we figured that was a bad omen and left it...
for another day
so the next night (or the one after i cant remember, which is pretty bad considering it was only a few weeks ago :P) we were all set to do it properly this was however the night before the official muck up day and the school knew it we were half way onto the oval petrol cans and matches and all and this big ass torch shines on us man we just ran our ass of bodies lunged into the car and spead off if they caught us we would have been in so much shit but it was a rush

oh and my friends dressed up as presidents and threw eggs and ballons full of paint and all through the school... they got chased by my phys ed teacher hahaha it was so funny... i was gonna do it but i thought we had done enough shannagins for the day and anyway we went round egging (as did the rest of year 12) haha i dont think one non year 12 did not have an egg on them walking home lol it was hilarious there was a convoy of cars full of shit to throw around school time lol.

sigh the memories
now the fucking tee :/

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LOL!!!!!!!! im a soph in high school, and i find these ideas very very...interesting :cD

anywayz, ive only done one interesting thing my first two years...i dunno if i mentioned before, but anyway, here goes.

Well, there is a war between our two history classes, MYP5 HUSH vs. MYP5 AP Us History. Im in AP, and they keep bagging about how we only read, and we get on them about how they learn jack squat. Anywayz, the HUSH teacher decided to declare war on Ap...and remember that this is HISTORY, and our teacher takes declarations of war serious, and decided to go all out.

We decided to go after his car. For our materials, we had millions of styroform peanuts, newspapers in 5 different languages (lol "world school") and like 3700 feet of saran wrap. to make a long story short, we used all the materials on the HUSH car.

ya, i go to a really boring school lol. oh ya, dreamgirl...i never knew that stuff gets onto ur hands when u trip the firealarm!!! i guess i learn something interesting everyday lol.

btw, i need some good ideas for an effective, yet original senior prank..

hey dream girl, u should've put some candy or something on the firealarm and told them to pick it up for you, and when the cops came you can say it was HIM!!!

iz early right now, so i cant really come up with the good stories, but heres some small ones:

-i once sat with my middle finger up an entire class cuz i hated the teacher (called him names 2 one time, but that almost got me expelled), and he didnt do nothing about it

-we had this class called "handvaardigheid" in dutch, u have to like make stuff from wood, clay, paper, blablabla, very stupid... so me & a friend decided to make a pooltable, so we would have smth interesting to do... it took us like 2weeks to build it, and the 1.5 month after that, all we did was shoot pool the last day we had that class, we wrecked the entire table, which made quite a mess (and we had to clean it up 2!!! ), nicest was when i hit the stick (we played with sticks yes ) against the wall, and the upper end broke off, rocketing straight through the room, almost breaking a window

-we had a really kewl english teacher, and we promised to give him a present for his birthday, but we forgot, so went to the supermarket & bought him a sixpack, we got in 15 mins late, and he almost started crying cuz we did buy him smth (yeah, i can be a very nice guy)

-we held a snowball fight inside a classroom once, with the teacher in it 2, she was like screaming at us at first, and then she just left

-me and a classmate were working on a physics project in a small room behind a classroom, and one of my most hated teachers was teaching there... the point of our project was to measure the pressure in a balloon if it was pumped up (which was unmeasureable in the end), so we were pumping up balloons, when the teacher left the room, we threw em into the classroom, and all the kids (it was a 2nd year class) started playing with em, the teacher came back, and he started screaming and all, and everyone in the class had to come back at the end of the day, and i like said: u r a very very sad man, u know that?? and he totally went mad, but there was nothing he could do, cuz i wasnt in his class, so i just lauched at him. after that we started making farting noises with the balloons untill the class was over (we got an 8 (out of 10) for the project btw)

-there was this substitute weve had for over a year (the other teacher turned out to have a sexfarm and to be a hardened racist) and i had to sit all the way to the front, cuz i talked too much, and this other teacher (didnt know him) came in, and he had to take smth from a closet, with was right in front of my desk, so he needed a key to open it, and when he opened the door, the key was right in front of my face... now who can resist a nice & shiny key?? well, i couldnt, so i grabbed the key, passed it on to the person behind me, and he passed it on 2, and the result was that the teacher had to threaten me with suspention to get his key back (after 15 mins )


i did some more bad shit, hell, ive almost been kicked off school twice, but my mind is a blurry mess at the moment

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ok i got a million stories but i think my favorite time in highschool was in grade 12.....during class i went to the girls washroom and fucked a ritney spears look alike that was a year younger....fucked her in the second stall...god that was amazing kinda dirty but relieved some of the tension from class at the moment =).....the best part was when some girl came into the washroom and took a piss right in the next to us....i had to literally hold myself up by putting my legs on the wall and my back against the door so i was in a sitting position...so that the girl couldnt see my head or feet....that was painful but ohhhhhhh it was worth it.....and then to top it all off i signed my name in that stall HAHAHHA....i became a legend....whenever my friends would fuck a girl they would at least once bring them to that stall and then sign their names....the list got big in that stall =)...

another great memory was when our school organized a student walk out...which became a student riot lol....we all walked out of class at the same time went outside started tipping ttc buses (well trying to never got it over) and robbed 3 stores lol...
ahh memoriesj

Well im onley at the 9th grade soo it isnt really high school, but anyways i got some pretty good stories from last year

It was the end of the year and our principle (she was a real bitch) was leaving after this year, soo me my friend and another girl from school decided to do smothing nasty to her.
soo we surfed into some porno site in school, and printed a picture of a dick =) then we waited for the after school hours and we got into her office and put the picture on her desk and we wrote on the dick: Hope you had a bad year, we arnt gonna miss you. in the day after she entered all the classes and talked to us about what happend , and all our class started loughing LOL she allmost shit her pants. that was so damn funny!!!!!

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