Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits
down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins
and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I
left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty
asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious,
broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that? Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady leave me alone!

I'm married!"

Self-induced hangover - $54
Broken furniture - $1,673
Breakfast - $10
Saying the right thing while you're drunk - PRICELESS

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Oscar G. & Ralph Falcon vs. Lil' Louis - French Kiss to the Dark Beat (Murk Monster Club Mix)
Vadim Zhukov - Exit vs. Remy and Roland Klinkenberg - Fearless (Acapella) vs. Thomas Datt - 2v2 (John Askew Remix) [ASOT 150 RIP]
DJ Tiesto - In My Memory (V-One Remix) [Tiesto@Club Space 2002 RIP]
Miami Ice - Better Than Perfect (Full Intention Club Mix)
(Love) Tattoo - History Of Disco Part 2 (Oh How I Love Your Disco Extended Edit)
Bent feat. Simon Lord (Simian) - To Be Loved (Mr. B Remix)
Nicolas Bulostin - Nothing Better Than Sex

lol...that's pretty good

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hahaha! so true! lol!

Well done, drunk dude!

We've all done the drunken stumble at 3am before.

Once I got dropped off and was too wasted to even get in my house! I passed out on the bench outside my front door! Good thing it wasnt winter...

Nice

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Originally posted by Stingray We've all done the drunken stumble at 3am before.

hah my problem is getting out the door in the first place after the pre-drink... if I can make it out, I can make it back no problems. But it's hard to leave after a 10 drink pre-drink

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Originally posted by AwakenedAddict Nice [COLOR=orange]hah my problem is getting out the door in the first place after the pre-drink... if I can make it out, I can make it back no problems. But it's hard to leave after a 10 drink pre-drink

The best pre-drink is the subway pre-drink! One time we had some beers on the subway and the guys in front of up had a bottle of rum, a bottle of coke and cups, they were mixing drinks! I took the opportunity to spin a couple joints. It was the party car! admission: $5

haha! Whenever I take the TTC to the guv, there are always mad peeps predrinking on the train

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"It's mercifully over. But a new phenomenon has taken hold. I recognize it: feelings. Now that they're back, even overcompensating, I never want to lose them again. Bitterness, anger, jealousy, sadness: They all make me happy."