I told this in the chatroom and it went down like a sack of spuds on the titanic but I'm hoping it will get a better reception here. Ready?
OK A guy's walking his dog through a graveyard and this dude walks passed him and says "morning".
The man replies "no, I'm just walking the dog"
Anyway, that cracks me up. Hope you liked it, I'll go back to my cave now.
Nov-03-2001 20:56
Ur Dream Grl
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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Ft. lauderdale (USA)
Ok.. I could say I have a great sense of humor.. But I did not get this joke AT ALL spad..
sorry...
xoxo Ur Dream Grl
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Nov-03-2001 22:49
randummboy
nu_age_hippii
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: minneapolis.mn.
morning as in, good morning
however its meant as... "mourning"
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Nov-03-2001 22:56
Ur Dream Grl
The Lizard Lady
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Ft. lauderdale (USA)
quote:
Originally posted by randummboy morning as in, good morning
however its meant as... "mourning"
ohhhhhhh.. now i get.. my bad spad.. hehehehe
sorryyy
xoxo Ur Dream Grl
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Nov-04-2001 00:12
AnotherWay83
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: land of d(-_-)b
that joke was ok...c what u think of this one...
2 gay guys are walking down the road one day, and they c a dog licking its balls...
so the first gay guy goes, "damn, i wish I could do that!!"..
and the second one says, "wait..don't u want to pet it first??"
MUAHAHAHAHAHA....
hope i dont need to explain it
peace
Nov-04-2001 02:25
Cloud9
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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto, Canada
That's sick, But fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Nov-08-2001 07:25
TranceFusion
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Chandler, Arizona [ASU]
Thoes two jokes are good! Here is one my teacher told the class today that I found amusing....A doctor goes to talk to the husband whos wife was just taken to the emergency room. the doc says well i have some bad news...your wife is paralized from the neck down. from this day foward you have to take care of her, bath her, feed her, just about everything you would do for a child. this is going to take many hours out of your day to complete these tasks. the husband says "gosh thats really bad.." and the doc says heh jusk kidding, shes dead! lol I think it was probably more funny since the teacher told us heh...enjoi
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Nov-09-2001 22:46
Ur Dream Grl
The Lizard Lady
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Ft. lauderdale (USA)
quote:
Originally posted by AnotherWay83 that joke was ok...c what u think of this one...
2 gay guys are walking down the road one day, and they c a dog licking its balls...
so the first gay guy goes, "damn, i wish I could do that!!"..
and the second one says, "wait..don't u want to pet it first??"
MUAHAHAHAHAHA....
ROFL...
I told my dad that.. he was like.. "where do u learn these jokes? "
hahahahahah.. hilariousssss..
xoxo Ur Dream Grl
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Nov-09-2001 23:16
AnotherWay83
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: land of d(-_-)b
quote:
Originally posted by Ur Dream Grl
ROFL...
I told my dad that.. he was like.. "where do u learn these jokes? "
hahahahahah.. hilariousssss..
xoxo Ur Dream Grl
heheh..if i told my parents such a joke i'd be homeless lol
peace
Nov-10-2001 06:26
boy_luke_y2k
StarwakEaddict
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Newcastle, UK
all these are phucking class. my english teacher tells sooo bad jokes they just become funny how bad they are. and he wants to challenge prince charles for the throne in the way out ancestors did, last man standing wins. he even had a paper ball fight with the class until the head-teacher came in, lol. and im meant to be in a top set, hehe.
Nov-10-2001 17:09
Stanza
Natural Born Trancer
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Sydney
Hmm it's pretty interesting what students learn at school these days
