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Jayx1
Prime Minister of TOTA

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: The Socialist People's Republic Of Canada

In the name of equality:

This holiday should be celebrated nationwide

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Steak and BJ day

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

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Mar-07-2005 21:13 Canada

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VERTiG0
cunning linguist.

Registered: Dec 2003
Location: no longer Cambridge, Ontario, Canada

2" thick t-bone steak, grilled to medium-rare, and the BJ while eating the steak. Is there anything better?

I fully support this new celebratory day.

Mar-07-2005 21:44 Canada

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MaxTO
The Lurker

Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Toronto, Canada

^^^
reminded me of a scene from American Wedding

Mar-07-2005 21:50 Canada

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malek
drinks your milkshake!

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Montréal

+22229

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Mar-07-2005 21:50

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DigiNut
You kids get off my lawn!

Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto, Self-proclaimed Centre of the Universe

Classic. I fully support this initiative - are they taking donations?

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Mar-07-2005 22:00 Canada

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Carney
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Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Temple

Steak and Blank and Jones????

Mar-07-2005 22:11 Canada

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bluE_Neon
Res Publica

Registered: May 2001
Location: Warsaw

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Originally posted by Carney
Steak and Blank and Jones????

Yea I know their ghheeyyy!

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Mar-07-2005 22:28 Poland

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Jem_hadar
I remember...

Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Pandora (South of Nowhere)

If this was made offical, itd be even better than Xmas i think (well, almost)

Better than Halloween anyways! hehehehehe

Novel concept! I lub it!

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Mar-07-2005 22:34 Canada

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Carney
...

Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Temple

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Originally posted by bluE_Neon
Yea I know their ghheeyyy!

Mar-07-2005 22:36 Canada

Goashem
oh yeah twitch it girl

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Toronto

OMFG! ive been advertising this day to everyone i know!!! me and my friend have been anticipating its arrival for months!

Mar-08-2005 00:11 Canada

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Surreal JRS
Balearic Sunset

Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Kicking it in Toronto, Canada

Nice holiday. But please PLEASE keep the steak knives away when you're getting head. I don't want to hear about any more penis decapitation!!

Mar-08-2005 01:14 Canada

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DJ_Elyot
Havarti > Gouda

Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada

But March 14th is already Pi day! You can't have 2 holidays on the same day!

And anyways, aren't girls also supposed to give guys something on February 14th? As far as I know, it's not a 1-way holiday... why don't you just ask your gf for a steak and bj on Valentine's day instead?