ok this one is a bit random, but i think i had one of those once in a lifetime experiences last night. now being from a small town in SW ontario, i have always had the general impression that strippers kinda just exist in the strip club, like obviously they have private lives and what not, i just never ran into a stripper outside that kind of an environment before (not that i go to those establishments very often).


ok so here goes the story, last fall for my 22nd bday, my buddies took me out to Pigale's in Gatineau (Hull) for the classic bday lap dance, so that goes over fine, got drunk, acted like a tool and so on and so forth.

so yesterday afternoon my aunt calls me and asks me if i want to make some extra cash babysitting, now being in the broke state im in i of course say yes right away, and i assumed it would be babysitting my two cousins, but she told me it was for a friend of hers.

Now i should have taken a hint since my aunt has alot of weird friends, and by wierd i mean interesting backgrounds for the fact taht my aunt is a single mom in her mid forties, yet she still hangs out with 24-28 yr olds....

so i show up at this persons house to babysit for her while she goes to work.... i shoulda clued in, who goes to work at 8 at night in gatineau, there isnt really any heavy industry here. so the door opens and lo and behold.... its my bday stripper!!!!


so my latest and greatest experience was babysitting a strippers kids while she went to go strip!!.. and she paid good too, 18 and hour.... that pays for my cell phone bill!!


andwhoo whats everyone elses wierdest babysitting experiences.... shit its been a while since i can say i babysat... probably a good 8-10 years... my mom doesnt even trust me taking care of myself let alone anyone else :P

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

That's gold! I'd work for free stripping
AWESOME STORY!

PS

Did she recognize you at all?

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did she pay in 5s?

I LOVE IT!

How did you look at those kids with a straight face?!?!

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How did you look at those kids with a straight face?!?!

it was difficult let me tell ya....LOL

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

Great story!!! I don't have a babysitter striping story..but a babysitting related story...

When I was at my parents house last Christmas we had a visit from the neighbours who used to live beside us when I was growing up. They showed up with their son that I babysat when his mom first went back to work after he was born. He is 16. now...I feel old.

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i remember a million years ago when i was like 6, my parents would get one of the kids down the street named adam to watch me while they went out... well, one night we're bored so we decide to walk down to comic connection to check out some cool stuff... while on our way this little shit disturber named grahm tries to get us with water ballons and a hose. so adam and i run into his house (which was next to grahams) and we tri to nail the kid with bottle rockets fired from his window down on the street, then after missing a million times, we filled up super soakers with warm water and soaked the little bastard telling him it was dog pee....he ran inside crying to his mom and adam and i just stood out there on his lawn laughing our asses off.... ohhhh good times.

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp ok this one is a bit random, but i think i had one of those once in a lifetime experiences last night. now being from a small town in SW ontario, i have always had the general impression that strippers kinda just exist in the strip club, like obviously they have private lives and what not, i just never ran into a stripper outside that kind of an environment before (not that i go to those establishments very often). ok so here goes the story, last fall for my 22nd bday, my buddies took me out to Pigale's in Gatineau (Hull) for the classic bday lap dance, so that goes over fine, got drunk, acted like a tool and so on and so forth. so yesterday afternoon my aunt calls me and asks me if i want to make some extra cash babysitting, now being in the broke state im in i of course say yes right away, and i assumed it would be babysitting my two cousins, but she told me it was for a friend of hers. Now i should have taken a hint since my aunt has alot of weird friends, and by wierd i mean interesting backgrounds for the fact taht my aunt is a single mom in her mid forties, yet she still hangs out with 24-28 yr olds.... so i show up at this persons house to babysit for her while she goes to work.... i shoulda clued in, who goes to work at 8 at night in gatineau, there isnt really any heavy industry here. so the door opens and lo and behold.... its my bday stripper!!!! so my latest and greatest experience was babysitting a strippers kids while she went to go strip!!.. and she paid good too, 18 and hour.... that pays for my cell phone bill!! andwhoo whats everyone elses wierdest babysitting experiences.... shit its been a while since i can say i babysat... probably a good 8-10 years... my mom doesnt even trust me taking care of myself let alone anyone else :P

Awesome
I hope theres a part 2......

What's so special about strippers?

I would really like to understand this.

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What's so special about strippers?

for the most part, most people don't know strippers outside of the club environment.... it was just funny realizing that the acutally leave normal lives... here i was thinking that they just walked around in stripper clothes all the time, start sripping in the mens clothing dept at wallmart and such..... not that i dont think they lived normal lives but lets put it this way, would you ever picture jenna jameson spending the weekend in the hamptons? probably not...

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

I have a story...well there is a few but this one is the best! I was babysitting one night as I did many nights when I was younger. The lady I was babysitting for decided to rent out one of the rooms for some extra cash. When I first met the roomate I thought "wow she is weird" but left it at that. Later in the night after I put the 3 year old to bed, the roomate comes to tell me she is going out. I said ok and she left. BUT when she left she set the house alarm...Can you believe it!!!!! What a dumbass!!!!! So about a half an hour after she left I went to check on the kid when the house starts to sound like a siren. It was sooooo loud, but the little boy never woke up. The phone was ringing and the 'alarm response team' was on their way! The response team could not shut off the alarm till somone was there with the code. So about 3 hours later it stopped. About 2mins after the alarm stopped. The kid woke up and started to scream. It was a very exciting night!