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I wish I could say that I am happy with my roomies , but I am not - just last week, my (nice) roomie calls me while I am at work and leaves a horrible message on my answering machine, just b/c i touched the thermostate in our condo!
It went something like this:
"Dallas, what the fuck, how many fuckin time do you need to be told Not to Fucking touch the heat - why the fuck would you do it? fucking fuck, just don't fuckin' touch the fucking thermostat. Ok? ok!!!"
so you can imagine that i am lil' weary of crossing paths with her -a dn I thought she was kewl! turns out all kewl chicks can be canadian psycho!!!
The other roommate can be a pure bitch too! (and thanks for listening btw.) really theraputic!!!
Anyways, just the other day her creepy boyfriend has blue paint on his shoes and thinks it was me that put it on them! Just b/c abotu a month ago I painted a blue painting!!!??? liek WTF - and the way she asked wasn't even nice, or wasn't evena question - it was more like "I alraedy know it was you!" accusation - what a biatch!!!
I told her staright up - I actually haven't done any 'blue' painting for about a month, and you should learn how to speak to people!
BIATCH!!!!
And as for her creepy boyfriend, abotu 22 days after i moved in Dec 1st 2004, he popped a freakin' 'e' (but not totally confirmed, but he does do it and was shaken and eyes all buggin' out) he also smoked rediculous amounts of coco puffs and this coudl have lead to this fkuced up behaviour as well...
He claimed he was hearing a girls voice screamin in my bedroom I just moved into! What a FREAKAZOID!!! So he went through all my stuff that was int he hall closets - ripping everything out - and belive me I interveaned - but all the while he is doing that, he had a 14 inch knife in his hands - LIKE WTF!!! seriously - i need him to be killed! lol! not kidding! . . .. . (Nobody should mess with Texas!)
So I smoke a j and try to go to sleep that ngiht - to have him walk in while I am under the covers with no knocking to warm lil' miss dallastar) and he's still got his knife in his bloody hand, and comes in and turns on the light and says, " I hear voice in your room" "there is a girl screamin in here - I know it!" I told him to get the fuck out and he refused and yelled at me and continued to violant my privacy and search my drawers!!! and closet and anything else that had a cupbaord - What a fooker! And so months have gone by - he think I should be over it, but I am not - and frankly I dont' like him in MY house at all - He doesn't pay rent and he always has an opinion about something neurotic! HE IS A LOSER!! HUGE ASS LOSER!!! So yeah, I told him his opinion i sas much as his rent check - true!
these events and many other go one in mylife on a daily basis - I am a witness to some pretty wack stufff - wouldn't you say???
anwyays this is my roommate HORROR stories! I want to write a book abotu my ROOMMATE HORROR STORIES! I think it would be a BEST SELLER
bye bye - 
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DALLAS STAR ™ °¤§£¤y°
Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.
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