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Sex in the dorm environment.
Ok. There's a girl that lives on the floor above mine. She's a bit of a 'dirty girl', so none of us watch our mouths around her or anything. In fact, she's often the one making crude jokes, etc. We just treat her like one of the guys.
So, about a week ago, she was in my friend John's room. The door was closed, and they thought it would be funny to start yelling and moaning like they were having sex. Of course, we figured it was a joke, so my other friend Steve walked down the hall, opened the door, and sure enough they were sitting on John's couch laughing.
Then, this morning, it happened again. Only this time, Candice (the girl) was in another room... this guy Scott's room. None of us are on especially friendly terms with Scott. He just keeps to himself, so we don't go out of our way to hang out with him.
Anyway, to make a long story short... we thought it was Candice in his room fucking around with us. Steve decided after some deliberation to open the door, jump in, and start moaning, too.
It turned out not to be Candice in the room.
Scott, in fact, was jackhammering the shit out of some girl from another building. And I mean full-on banging her doggy style on his floor. Imagine Steve's surprise as he bursts into the room, ready to join in on the "fake sex" only to trip over Scott's leg, landing him square in the middle of the room. Total chaos reigned for the next thirty seconds. I scrambled to get the fuck out of the doorway, Steve screamed like a little girl, John and our other friend Patrick doubled over in the hallway, the resident advisor came out of his room to see what the fuss was about... and Scott, believe it or not, just kept right on porking the poor girl.
Of course, he was pissed. He yelled at the top of his lungs for us to get the fuck out and close the door. The girl on the floor screamed obscenities at us. The resident advisor didn't know what to do.
And the best part of it all is that, in the ensuing confusion, just about everyone on the floor who was home at the time came to see what was going on.
Our entire building knows about it, now... and I think Scott may make an attempt at our lives during dinner this evening.
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