Only in Britain...can a pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance.
Only in Britain...do supermarkets make sick people wal all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain...do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries, and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain...do banks leave both door open and chain pens to counters.
Only in Britain...do we leave cars woth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain...do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight.
Only in Britain...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing Christmas decorations were choclate.
British hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parks of plastic toys pulled out of the sole of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars
and finally.......
in 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toliet.
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Nov-14-2001 22:33
TranceFusion
CaffeinËaddict
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Chandler, Arizona [ASU]
LMAO!!!! NECE THREAD! :TF:
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Nov-14-2001 22:59
kluba_702
tranceaddict supreme
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Boston, USA
hehe ....nice ones!!!
Nov-15-2001 01:49
lMIlk
Moderat0r
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: super size fries
like the injury ones.
Nov-15-2001 02:10
Eugene
EURO-Hard-Trance-Addict
Registered: May 2001
Location: Maryland USA
There's an exact same joke about the United States.
You (or whoever wrote these in the first place) just took the "US" replaced it with "Britain."
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Nov-15-2001 02:32
Dj O'Callaghan
The UKTA Triggerman
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Northampton UK
I didn't copy them from no where apart from an e-mail someone sent me, and how exactly do you know that an american copied them from a Brit has that thought ever come across?
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Nov-15-2001 02:39
Flippe
Snap jij het wel ?
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Asten, Netherlands
Hahaha nice one mate!
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Nov-15-2001 07:01
fastmp3
ta main sur le zbebs
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Montreal/Canada & Casablanca/Morocco (the ROOTS of TRANCE)
haha very nice one
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Nov-15-2001 13:37
Spad
wise sage of the forest
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Chesterfield ,UK
I'd be offended if every word of that wasn't true I test batteries on my tounge too
Nov-17-2001 19:54
Dj O'Callaghan
The UKTA Triggerman
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Northampton UK
same here its weird cos 9v isn't exactly like licking a pylon lol hrm its slightly hard to believe the battery one in a way
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Nov-18-2001 03:26
JM
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2000
Location: Seattle, USA
Re: some facts about Britain
quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Only in Britain...can a pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance.
Only in Britain...do supermarkets make sick people wal all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain...do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries, and a DIET coke.
Only in Britain...do banks leave both door open and chain pens to counters.
Only in Britain...do we leave cars woth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain...do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight.
Only in Britain...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
sorry to burst ur bubble, but the same goes here in seattle!!!
some facts about Britain
