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credit card goers
dear harley mcknight:
thank you for your recent request for a Captial OneŽ MasterCardŽ.
Please read the enclosed disclosures for important information about your credit card account terms. You will be receiving a Capital OneŽ MasterCardŽ in the mail shortly.
if you have any questions please call us toll-free at 800-481-323#.
Thank you for your interest in Capital OneŽ MastercardŽ and we look forward to serving you [a summons] in the future.
sincerely,
some corporate fuck
general manager, Capital One Bank

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