......of the nicknames you all have in your cellphones?


i have a bunch, almost every person in my cellphone has a nickname.

does anyone else do this?


ill tell u one of mine:


I have a friend named Jonathan and in my cellie he goes by 'Flaming John'

Reason:
one day he heard this song and he's like "oh man this song is makin me so hot!"

and im with a friend of mine thinkin "wtf!"

and im like "so hot, u must be flaming! Right?!"
*he doesnt speak english that well, btw*

and he started to say "yeah this song is flaming! it's so hot! This song is flaming. I'm flaming johN! I'm a flamer!!"

oh man.....sometimes being puerto rican but knowing more english than others can be cruel.

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i dont name my cell phone but i lose the dawm thing about everyday

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My friend Trishul has "Buttbuddy" as his nickname

funny u should mention that. cause whenever i ick up women and im drunk. I get too lazy to put in their full names into my phone. so i put their first initial then their telephone number thinking ill remember her name. next morning i can never remember their names. its such a shame.

what'd you put my number under Pink

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy funny u should mention that. cause whenever i ick up women and im drunk. I get too lazy to put in their full names into my phone. so i put their first initial then their telephone number thinking ill remember her name. next morning i can never remember their names. its such a shame.

I can't count the number of times I've looked through my phone in the morning and see like "S" and that's all. 99% of the time I have no clue who it is.

All the names in my mobile phone are organised this way:

Surname, name - if it's a mobile phone
Surname - if it's the person's house

But there's a "Don't ever answer" somewhere

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that's why you call them up and be like..."hey what's up S!"

and if she's like "what the fuck? S?"

just be like "yeah...its my little nickname for you"

until you can steal her wallet and find out what it really is...

I know how it is when going to a party and getting people's numbers...

one time i wrote down "K", no idea who it was.

one time i woke up and saw the name "Sketch"....never called that never, nor picked it up.

and during WMC, after my first night i saw the name "Uttu" in my contact list.

who the hell is "uttu", and why defuk was it in my contact list?

weird shit lol

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One of the phone numbers in my phone is under the heading "Constantine." It's actually for my friend Angelo, but since he's Greek he was given the name "Constantine Assramicus" during Hell Week and it's kind of stuck ever since

but the worst is making out or fuckin around with a broad and then not knowing her name. and they call u out on it on purpose. and ur yelling names at her as shes packing up and leaving.

STACEY

SANDRA

SAMANTHA!


ITSTARTS WITH AN S!

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Originally posted by UWM "Constantine Assramicus"