Oh my fucking god I am so sober right now!!!

I didn't go out tonight and had maybe one or two glasses of water and jesus christ, I'm not paying for it at all right now. I don't have to be up for work in 5 hours and even if I did, I'd be able to leap out of bed without any pressing, self-induced physiological ailments, I think. Man, I've been in control of my mental faculties before, but this is just ridiculous. None of my sensibilities are compromised and I can type impeccably, with a full comprehension of what I'm trying to say. I honestly don't think I've been this sober in my life. I mean there was this one time when I didn't go to this massive house party about three years ago, but I think I've really pushed the limits of sobriety this time.

POST HERE IF YOU'RE NOT DRUNK!!!!!!

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LMAO

I'm probably the only eternally-sober person on these boards.

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gimme two weeks, and ill be hammered

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i was so sober last night that when i woke up this morning for work i was still sober. it hit me like a ton of bricks. i just hope my boss doesnt find out.

[offtopic]i`m drunk [/offtopic]

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Originally posted by Renegade Oh my fucking god I am so sober right now!!! I didn't go out tonight and had maybe one or two glasses of water and jesus christ, I'm not paying for it at all right now. I don't have to be up for work in 5 hours and even if I did, I'd be able to leap out of bed without any pressing, self-induced physiological ailments, I think. Man, I've been in control of my mental faculties before, but this is just ridiculous. None of my sensibilities are compromised and I can type impeccably, with a full comprehension of what I'm trying to say. I honestly don't think I've been this sober in my life. I mean there was this one time when I didn't go to this massive house party about three years ago, but I think I've really pushed the limits of sobriety this time. POST HERE IF YOU'RE NOT DRUNK!!!!!!

You seem overly excited about being sober. You should have a beer to calm down a little

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I'm not drunk either.
I'm just getting there....



BWAHHAHHAAAAA!!!
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I've never been drunk, and don't really plan on it.

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Originally posted by idoru I've never been drunk, and don't really plan on it.

I'd be impressed if you were of drinking age...


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So...you take advantage of rednecks?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On So...you take advantage of rednecks?

Why not? I do and I'm a damn redneck!

Lol!

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