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Re: How things get done in Ottawa... Funny..
| quote: | Originally posted by Jayx1
The steps at the Parliament Hill building needed some repairs
so bids are taken from contractors from across the country.
First a contractor from Toronto looks it over. After a session
of measuring and figuring he presents his bid. I can do it for
$19,000, he says. I'd need $9,000 for materials, $9,000 for
my crew, and $1,000 profit for me.
Next, a redneck from Calgary does his measuring and calculating
then says, I'll do it for $17,000. $8,000 for materials,
$8,000 for my crew, and $1,000 profit for me.
Last a Liberal-friendly advertising firm from Montreal steps up.
Without even looking at the job site he says, I'll do it for
$57,000. Surprised at how high it is, the man taking the bids
asks him to explain it. It's simple, he says, $20,000 for me,
$20,000 for you and the Liberal party, and we hire the guy from Calgary. |
What a load dude. Contracts are my specialty...and nope this does not go in accordance to the CCDC.
When Tenders are submitted, they are submitted at the same time. No other contractor can know what the others price is. The runners all wait in the hallway until they are allowed to come in and hand in their envelope. Only a 1 minute window to walk through the door, hand it over, time stamp it and get a confirmation of receipt. Not even the Architect firm or Engineer taking the bid for the City knows what's in those envelopes.
Good try though 
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Last edited by b4k-oz on Apr-16-2005 at 01:20
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