My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about seven.

It's a great honour...and it's an honour to be with Her Majesty, obviously...I'm very honoured to be given this honour (Beckham upon receiving his OBE).

We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion.

I've got two beautiful sons already and now I've got another beautiful son (after the birth of Cruz).

Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side (when asked if he thought that he was a 'volatile' player).

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.

It was deliberate. I am sure some people think that I have not got the brains to be that clever, but I do have the brains (on intentionally getting booked against Wales).

I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total opposite - dark and loud!

I've tried to speak to him about it - but I can't understand him (Real Madrid team-mate Roberto Carlos on the Rebecca Loos saga).

I have come to accept that if I have a new haircut it is front page news. But having a picture of my foot on the front page of a national newspaper is a bit exceptional (on breaking his metatarsal before the World Cup).

It was my first penalty miss for England - maybe I've been doing too many adverts with Jonny Wilkinson! (on the comedy penalty miss against Turkey).

I'm missing pie, mash and liquor and jellied eels (Beckham takes time to adjust in Spain).

David loves to have facials and massages. He also likes to get his eyebrows plucked (Victoria reveals the really interesting stuff about her husband).

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"A style that's impossible to define. Prog? Hardly. Tech house? Not boring enough. It's like trippy twisted acid house but deep and funky. See, I told you - impossible."

lol u think thats bad take a look at these made by kevin keegan


"England can end the millennium as it started - as the greatest football nation in the world."

"Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties or thirties."

"I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona."

"They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different."

"I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half time."

"You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw."

"He can't speak Turkey, but you can tell he's delighted."

"There'll be no siestas in Madrid tonight."

"The tide is very much in our court now."

"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose."

"I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different."

"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none."

"The substitute is about to come on - he's a player who was left out of the starting line-up today."

"I know what is around the corner - I just don't know where the corner is. But the onus is on us to perform and we must control the bandwagon."

"That decision, for me, was almost certainly definitely wrong."

"The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful."

"Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham, and vice versa."

"The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23."

"We are three games without defeat is another way of looking at it. But if we are honest we have taken two points from nine."

"People will say that was typical City, which really annoys me. But that's typical City, I suppose..."

"Shaun [Wright-Phillips] has got a heart as big as his size, which isn’t big, but his heart’s bigger than that."

Lol

lololololol

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"A style that's impossible to define. Prog? Hardly. Tech house? Not boring enough. It's like trippy twisted acid house but deep and funky. See, I told you - impossible."

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Originally posted by raveed lol u think thats bad take a look at these made by kevin keegan "England can end the millennium as it started - as the greatest football nation in the world." "Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties or thirties." "I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona." "They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different." "I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half time." "You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw." "He can't speak Turkey, but you can tell he's delighted." "There'll be no siestas in Madrid tonight." "The tide is very much in our court now." "Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose." "I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different." "England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none." "The substitute is about to come on - he's a player who was left out of the starting line-up today." "I know what is around the corner - I just don't know where the corner is. But the onus is on us to perform and we must control the bandwagon." "That decision, for me, was almost certainly definitely wrong." "The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful." "Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham, and vice versa." "The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23." "We are three games without defeat is another way of looking at it. But if we are honest we have taken two points from nine." "People will say that was typical City, which really annoys me. But that's typical City, I suppose..." "Shaun [Wright-Phillips] has got a heart as big as his size, which isn’t big, but his heart’s bigger than that."

hahaha where did you get that?

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Originally posted by mentalbarter Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side (when asked if he thought that he was a 'volatile' player).

That made me laugh out loud

He certainly is a 'versatile' player though!

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Originally posted by techno_freak hahaha where did you get that?

surprise surprise - manutd.com

go to fanzone and click on funnies ... they got a lot of funny quotes over there