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¤ Nominate your Favorite Cor Whore ¤
Inspired by a post by Jasonfiller, I came up with a way to follow up my recent 'best EDM artist ever' poll: The first annual COR-Whore off!
Nominations
We've all seen polls meant to determine the identity of the biggest COR Whore, but rarely have they ever been so inclusive as this one. Instead of merely listing my friends and letting you choose between them, I am opening the floor to nominations. Simply make a post with as many COR whores as you would like to nominate, and I will do the rest! The first 32 people with 2 nominations will be added to the Whore off. The winner will receive the accolades deserving of such a thankless job as posting in the COR (until Swamper starts counting COR posts again ;p). The losers will be ridiculed by their friends and rejected by their families*
*- results not typical
How the Poll Will Work
After I get 32 COR Whores, they will be randomly placed into brackets similar to the NCAA tournament (placements will be done using recursive logic and figures from www.random.org ). That means 8 whores will face off in "regions", with the winner of each region facing off in the ultimate Final (Four) Whore off. If you need more clarification of what the poll will look like, try this link, and eliminate the first round of games ( http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/html/nationalBracket ).
What makes a COR whore?
If you're reading this section, you're either a n00b or extremely bored. A COR whore can be defined by two words: Gratuitous Posting. Of course, for the purposes of this poll, the majority of their whoring should be done within the confines of the COR. Other exemplary traits include: Numerous + 1 posts. Author of at least two topics about sex, drugs (incl. alcohol), or picture whoring. Knows the COR definition of lines such as: "Dont send teh letter", "Pics or stfu" and, of course, what COR itself means.
My Nominations:
Floorfiller - Simply put, the man responds to any post.
Josh4 - Few people have established themselves as an impeccable COR whore from the inception of their membership
Citric Acid - Though posting much less as of late, arguably the favorite in this tournament
prolikewhoa - The anti-Citric. Has increased whoring immensely in the last few days
Arbiter - Could this guy be any less amusing?
Zenchowdah - If you haven't seen his late night posting sessions, forego sleep sometime
Swamper - I'm afraid not nominating him will lead to a ban
UWM - Arguably the best COR mod, in respect to the requirements of this tournament
Orbax - Where's he been anyways?
D-Res - Cor Whore rapidly approaching legendary proportions.
tribu - That's right, bitches.
more nominations, of course, to come
Last edited by on Apr-15-2005 at 17:33
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