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I just got owned
i went to pick my sister up from work. she gets in, and i start my 3-point turn (turn in the road) to turn around to drive back the same way. the road isnt very wide, with cars on one side, so it takes a good full 3-point turn to be able to do it. anyway, i start my move and now im 90 degrees to the road (bonnet and boot (trunk)) both facing the curb/sidewalk, and this sports car comes flying around the bend, and pulls up on his side of the road (and theres cars on the other side parked) within like 6" of my car. so not only can i not carry on my move, he cant move either coz im blocking him in. so i take my hands off the wheel and start clapping in my seat thinking "what a fucking twat", and his door opens. outcomes this huge fucking beefcake, proper wrestler style, skinhead, the works. my window was already down and he said "whats ur fucking problem" towering 9 feet above me, im like (already knowing hes seen me clapping his amazing driving) "im just trying to get out mate", he says "well fuck off then u piece of shit", moves his car and waves me on. i honestly thought he was gona lamp me one lol.
just no need tho, i was being a sarcastic c*nt yes, but at the same time pulling right upto someone whos already half way thro a turn in the road isnt going to help anyone, and just block the road.
and before someone says "u should have smacked him", even if i had have gone for a fight, he'd have eaten be for breakfast lol.
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