okay so most random effing questions in the world and i'm not feeling particularly funny today so i need some help...

1) In 100 words or less, write something that will make the judges laugh out loud. (Total answer must be 100 words or less.)

2) Invent a new word. In the box below, enter the word followed by its definition. Then use the new word in a sentence. (Answer must be between 80 and 120 words.)

3) What is your favorite web site? (We only want the web site address. Answers must include the "http://" part of the web site address.)

4) Why is the web site you listed for question #3 your favorite web site? (Answer must be between 80 and 120 words.)

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

Heyyyyyy what is it a scholarship for?

HOW COME MY APPLICATIONS HAVE BEEN MONOTONOUS AND MUNDANE?!?

Those are the most original questions I've ever seen asked (on an application)

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Originally posted by Estella Heyyyyyy what is it a scholarship for? HOW COME MY APPLICATIONS HAVE BEEN MONOTONOUS AND MUNDANE?!? Those are the most original questions I've ever seen asked (on an application)

i dunno i found it on college board. they made a point of saying how original their questions were blah blah blah. help me answer!

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa i dunno i found it on college board. they made a point of saying how original their questions were blah blah blah. help me answer!

NO ! First you answer some of MY questions. What are you granted upon winning? I get 50% of that. Actually no.. scratch that, I want 62%. If you can't match my request, don't expect an answer.

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Originally posted by Estella NO ! First you answer some of MY questions. What are you granted upon winning? I get 50% of that. Actually no.. scratch that, I want 62%. If you can't match my request, don't expect an answer.

it's only $500

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa it's only $500

That's $310 to me. You aren't gonna make money off my genius.

1) Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?

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Originally posted by Swamper If you want to bitch and whine about your sig being edited then PM me with what it was and I'll look into it. Posting a thread about this wastes everyone's time

Funny part:


How long does it take to microwave a baby,



I dunno I was too busy masturbating"



you could cheat on the new word and say scrumtrelescent, it was a word will ferrel made up on a saturday night live skit. I don't know how privy they are to that.


or a googleflex, bukkake, blumpkin (if they know either bukkake or blumpkin you can call them sickos), agraveitus, teh, mesonizzle.


i dnuno I was having too much fun making up words. and really this should seem fun and easy to write, ive done way way way way worse in my many years o college.

favorite website: goatse

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Originally posted by Photo_bot_2k1 favorite website: goatse

because it really opens your eyes to lives of people you would otherwise know nothing about.

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*******.com or niggaboo.net (the new goatse).

See what happens.

What kinda course is it for and wheres the money comming from? Once you find out the aim of the program just fit yourself into the little box they are looking for. It's what I did with mine, played the politics looked up the annual report and looked at the stuff that was positive for applicants (such and such up this year, and so on).

But those are weird questions, makes it harder to do that accuratly.

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.